Female Member
And ya know there is no way you can hook up.I am at work today, and there sits this hot guy sittin in the gun turret of a humvee.
And I can't even go there... I have to stay in character and he's got this little smirk on his face and flirtin w/me while I am crackin at him in Arabic. Why me God?
I don't see many guys when there is mutual attraction,it's either one or the other. I wanna kill myself....
Anabolic Member
Anabolic Member
Sounds like all the porn plots I've watched!
"Vanity Redefined" ~VET~
porn has plots?!Originally Posted by 3**
Anabolic Member
Xactly~!
Female Member
Ya'll are'nt makin me feel anybetter about my delimma
Anabolic Member
Hehe I laughed because "plotte" in french means...you know.....her..um geyser.
....and there is a lot of that in porn.
Anabolic Member
It took me a long time to learn that you only live once in life... go for it.
Female Member
He is a reservist and it would be unethical unless I ran into him on the outside. He won't be here long, when he is finished traing w/us he will be shipped to the middle east... oh well, who knows....
~ Vet~ I like Thai Girls
Why is it unethical ? Its not like you are going to fvck him in the Humvee, or were you ?He is a reservist and it would be unethical unless I ran into him on the outside. He won't be here long, when he is finished traing w/us he will be shipped to the middle east... oh well, who knows....
Female Member
Why is it unethical ? Its not like you are going to fvck him in the Humvee, or were you ?
He is the client, I am the contrctor, I am unable to apprach him and he can not approach me. No it did not occur to me to bang him in th humvee. My brain did not get that far as MY busness ethics stand in the way..I am beat/tired
Associate Member
use a sharpie write your # on a 50 cal round and throw it to him...Or use a nade,just dont pull the pin...lolHe is the client, I am the contrctor, I am unable to apprach him and he can not approach me. No it did not occur to me to bang him in th humvee. My brain did not get that far as MY busness ethics stand in the way..I am beat/tired
Female Member
Why is it unethical ? Its not like you are going to fvck him in the Humvee, or were you ?
hehehehe, yeah, the thought crossed my mind...
Senior Member
Speaking of sex in HMMWV's!!!!!!.................Why is it unethical ? Its not like you are going to fvck him in the Humvee, or were you ?
Snook~ AR Lounge Monitor
Its not unethical for me, give him my number !He is a reservist and it would be unethical unless I ran into him on the outside. He won't be here long, when he is finished traing w/us he will be shipped to the middle east... oh well, who knows....
~VET~ Extraordinaire~
Good thing i don't have morals or ethics. My cock would never come out if its holster
Female Member
you can have sloppy seconds
Anabolic Member
he is gay or u r not hot enough for him to break rules
Banned
EXACTLY.
Ethics & job titles mean less and less as the girls get hotter and hotter.
Ron Paul Nuthugger
So why are you such an attention whore lately? Its kinda pathetic to be honest.
***No source checks!!!***
Anabolic Member
U need to learn better signals.. signals something over there thats says "whats your number"
English Rudeboy
Wow dude, seems harsh...
Female Member
Originally Posted by muriloninja
So why are you such an attention whore lately? Its kinda pathetic to be honest.
Yeah shitbird...what the FVCK do you mean by that. ur a DICK
I feel sorry for people like you...did making that comment to me make you feel better about yourself? cuz that was all that was about baby
Female Member
Originally Posted by muriloninja
So why are you such an attention whore lately? Its kinda pathetic to be honest.
Yeah shitbird...
I feel sorry for people like you...did making that comment to me make you feel better about yourself? cuz that was all that was about baby
To all I apologize for my rudeness,
And to you muriloninja, let me share something w/you. You don't know me as I am one of the kindest persons you could know.
muriloninja, what this boils down to for me is I was sick for nearly a year and 1/2. I was for the most part housebound, if I wanted to go outside I had to sit in a chair and literally scoot the chair around in the yard by my feet. Until about 7 months into my illness the Doctors finally figured out what was wrong and told me you are just gonna have to ride this out. This illness has to take it's course there is nothing we can do to make you well.
Do you have any idea what it feels like to go from being a dynamic individual that walked 11 miles a day, lifted weights, had to be outdoors and that physically do anything I wanted to do.??....
To laying up in the house reduced to watching life pass me by...
Especially the first 7 months not knowing what was wrong and in tears daily becuase I wanted my life back? My freakin upper part of my torso was hugely extended due to my enlarged liver and spleen, I would try and tie my shoe laces and would almost gag and be breathless because everything was pressed up against my throat when I would bend over due to this.
That's not me, live life to the gusto, that has always been my motto...
whorin, drinkin and working and working out was my life and I loved it, and guess what ....I still do...
So muriloninja, these small milestones, along with being able to go back to the gym are reassurances that my life is getting back on track and life is going to be normal again... and I am damn excited about it and am sharing them w/you and others. If you do not like me then don't read my threads, those for sure are easily ignored.Please do not make me a target for that is mean spirited... If you can not join in and celebrate and provide positive feedback with me on my small but meaningful milestones... without being mean...then I truly feel sorry for you...
have a good life muriloninja
Ron Paul Nuthugger
By all means, if you wanna post about wanting to get ****ed by some random guy. More power to you.To all I apologize for my rudeness,
And to you muriloninja, let me share something w/you. You don't know me as I am one of the kindest persons you could know.
muriloninja, what this boils down to for me is I was sick for nearly a year and 1/2. I was for the most part housebound, if I wanted to go outside I had to sit in a chair and literally scoot the chair around in the yard by my feet. Until about 7 months into my illness the Doctors finally figured out what was wrong and told me you are just gonna have to ride this out. This illness has to take it's course there is nothing we can do to make you well.
Do you have any idea what it feels like to go from being a dynamic individual that walked 11 miles a day, lifted weights, had to be outdoors and that physically do anything I wanted to do.??....
To laying up in the house reduced to watching life pass me by...
Especially the first 7 months not knowing what was wrong and in tears daily becuase I wanted my life back? My freakin upper part of my torso was hugely extended due to my enlarged liver and spleen, I would try and tie my shoe laces and would almost gag and be breathless because everything was pressed up against my throat when I would bend over due to this.
That's not me, live life to the gusto, that has always been my motto...
whorin, drinkin and working and working out was my life and I loved it, and guess what ....I still do...
So muriloninja, these small milestones, along with being able to go back to the gym are reassurances that my life is getting back on track and life is going to be normal again... and I am damn excited about it and am sharing them w/you and others. If you do not like me then don't read my threads, those for sure are easily ignored.Please do not make me a target for that is mean spirited... If you can not join in and celebrate and provide positive feedback with me on my small but meaningful milestones... without being mean...then I truly feel sorry for you...
have a good life muriloninja
I never said anything about not liking you.
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=313335
You are as bad as most of the guys here that have to post about this kind of stupid shit.
And thanks for the history lesson on your health but it really wasn't needed.
***No source checks!!!***
Senior Member
congrats, and welcome back to life!!!! Great attitude. Oh and by the way, since your healthy, horny and like hummers I was thinkin, we have alot in common.. Maybe you should PM me.. HAHA J/K but seriously though.To all I apologize for my rudeness,
And to you muriloninja, let me share something w/you. You don't know me as I am one of the kindest persons you could know.
muriloninja, what this boils down to for me is I was sick for nearly a year and 1/2. I was for the most part housebound, if I wanted to go outside I had to sit in a chair and literally scoot the chair around in the yard by my feet. Until about 7 months into my illness the Doctors finally figured out what was wrong and told me you are just gonna have to ride this out. This illness has to take it's course there is nothing we can do to make you well.
Do you have any idea what it feels like to go from being a dynamic individual that walked 11 miles a day, lifted weights, had to be outdoors and that physically do anything I wanted to do.??....
To laying up in the house reduced to watching life pass me by...
Especially the first 7 months not knowing what was wrong and in tears daily becuase I wanted my life back? My freakin upper part of my torso was hugely extended due to my enlarged liver and spleen, I would try and tie my shoe laces and would almost gag and be breathless because everything was pressed up against my throat when I would bend over due to this.
That's not me, live life to the gusto, that has always been my motto...
whorin, drinkin and working and working out was my life and I loved it, and guess what ....I still do...
So muriloninja, these small milestones, along with being able to go back to the gym are reassurances that my life is getting back on track and life is going to be normal again... and I am damn excited about it and am sharing them w/you and others. If you do not like me then don't read my threads, those for sure are easily ignored.Please do not make me a target for that is mean spirited... If you can not join in and celebrate and provide positive feedback with me on my small but meaningful milestones... without being mean...then I truly feel sorry for you...
have a good life muriloninja
Last edited by Dobie-BOY; 09-20-2007 at 04:52 AM.
Senior Member
Oh jeez, I used to be a contractor too. Ethics that my retarded ass company tried to impose never once got in the way of me burying my dick in stellar poon.
I'm self employed now.
"Vanity Redefined" ~VET~
got fired eh?
Senior Member
Nah, I quit. Worst gig ever. One day my boss came up and he's like "so, how do you like the job?" I say "wow, man. This is like the best gig I've ever had." Obviously sarcastic.
"It probably is," he says.
"Right man," I say.
"Well, if you don't mind me asking, what were you doing before you came out here?" he says.
"Oh, just making porn in the Czech Republic for a while." I says.
After that I kinda had a reputation out there. I think my boss started to understand where I was coming from.
Senior Member
And one more thing, dude is about to get shipped off to the longest year of his life. If for nothing else, give him the ass for your country. The last thing this guy is going to do is try to make a problem for you in regards to your job and more than likely he'll hit it right, considering it'll be a long year looking at porn for the poor bastard. It's shit like this that keeps soldiers going during the worst year of their lives.
You gotta throw this dude some ass. Sorry if that sounded too vulgar, but you really should do this.
Female Member
I would like nothin better than to throw him some"ass", but I can not communicate w/him any way w/out gettin busted, I may run into him again Tues in training again
English Rudeboy
Pass him a note detailing all the naughty perverse things you want to do to him, PM it to me first and I'll proof read it if you wish...I would like nothin better than to throw him some"ass"
Female Member
[QUOTE=NotSmall]Pass him a note detailing all the naughty perverse things you want to do to him, PM it to me first and I'll proof read it if you wish...
LMFAO, ur killin me. Maybe you can give me some pointers
Female Member
I gotta go to this stupid three hour briefing and am supposed to be there in 30 minutes
English Rudeboy
You don't wanna be exposed to the filth that swirls around in my brain my dear...LMFAO
"Vanity Redefined" ~VET~
LOL
JUST HUMP HIM .. for our COUNTRY's SAKE!
who kares if u get fired/fined
Anabolic Member
That's exactly what I've wanted to say from the begining... go balls deep.
Junior Member
I could see if you were working in theater with him but you two are in the states as of now. Contractors are allowed to bang soilders in the states unless there's something I don't know. I could see if you two were in the desert but no you need to let him conduct a penile episiotomy on you ASAP!
Female Member
I can't approach him out of character (I am a role player and not allowed to speak english,that is a no no.),And his command of Arabic was even more limited than mine, or I would have conveyed my number to him. And there is no other way to approach him. We are literally surrounded by people
Senior Member
A "role player"??? What is this some kinda RPG now???
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