Ask a Black Man.....

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 04:10 PM

I know this is going to be fun. Ive realized many people only know Black People from what they see on Rap videos and such.
I am here to answer all questions reguarding stereotypes and anything you ever wanted to know. Even if you just want a Black opinion
LOL. Lets go!!!

**MuscleScience** · 05-21-2009, 04:12 PM

I know an assload of black people, stereotypes aside they have a completely different perspective on life than I.

**normaljoe** · 05-21-2009, 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleScience

I know an assload of black people,

Dude, that's only 1 black guy. Most of us know 1 black guy.

**IronReload04** · 05-24-2009, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by MuscleScience

I know an assload of black people, stereotypes aside they have a completely different perspective on life than I.

how so? just curious

***RAGE*** · 05-21-2009, 04:16 PM

OMG, your black, so am I.......lol

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 04:20 PM

LMAOOO. prone your a wolf! I thought you were a sheep. lol

Muscle science, I think your secretly black. lol

**Hoggage_54** · 05-21-2009, 04:21 PM

prone is the blackest guy I know

**MuscleScience** · 05-21-2009, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by vpchill

LMAOOO. prone your a wolf! I thought you were a sheep. lol

Muscle science, I think your secretly black. lol

If you seen me play basketball you would think so.....

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by musclescience

if you seen me play basketball you would think so.....

lol.

**Dont wanna be old** · 05-21-2009, 04:23 PM

Did OJ Simpson kill his Ex-wife ?

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by dontwannabold

Did OJ Simpson kill his Ex-wife ?

He damn sure did. I seent it.

***RAGE*** · 05-21-2009, 04:25 PM

And as a black man I would like to say we do not have bigger dicks then anyother race it was just a rumor started by the young jesse jackson when he was hitting on white girls...back in the early 60's.....

**DSM4Life** · 05-21-2009, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by prone2rage

And as a black man I would like to say we do not have bigger dicks then anyother race it was just a rumor started by the young jesse jackson when he was hitting on white girls...back in the early 60's.....

I know...... i mean so i heard

***RAGE*** · 05-21-2009, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

I know...... i mean so i heard

you told me if I showed it to you, that you would never tell anyone....

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by prone2rage

And as a black man I would like to say we do not have bigger dicks then anyother race it was just a rumor started by the young jesse jackson when he was hitting on white girls...back in the early 60's.....

That is false my Friend, We do have bigger ones than 75% of the population.
lol

**spywizard** · 05-21-2009, 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by prone2rage

And as a black man I would like to say we do not have bigger dicks then anyother race it was just a rumor started by the young jesse jackson when he was hitting on white girls...back in the early 60's.....

actually statistically the brits have bigger units..

**sigman roid** · 05-22-2009, 07:39 AM

Originally Posted by spywizard

actually statistically the brits have bigger units..

tell me something i don t know.lol

**ni4ni** · 05-21-2009, 04:29 PM

VP, why is it a white man can't say nig but a black man can?
How do you guys come up w/ some of those fuvking weird ass names like jamika or shaqeeda?

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by ni4ni

VP, why is it a white man can't say nig but a black man can?
How do you guys come up w/ some of those fuvking weird ass names like jamika or shaqeeda?

Ive heard white people say it. I dont agree with it but its our fault. The rap music and all that crap!!

I duno, I guess we like K's and Q's lol

**DSM4Life** · 05-21-2009, 04:31 PM

**ni4ni** · 05-21-2009, 04:33 PM

the black rambo?

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

**Ernst** · 05-21-2009, 04:35 PM

This belongs here.... Remember Eddie Murphy as a white guy?

http://www.jokeroo.com/video/funny/w...ie-murphy.html

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 04:40 PM

Post any and all Questions. Ill be back shortly!!

Exit stage left!

**ni4ni** · 05-21-2009, 04:40 PM

how abt the names...WTF??
Whats the secert on the combo names-mix it w/ a sister and uncle or various family member?

***RAGE*** · 05-21-2009, 04:44 PM

What I hate about being black is my curly hair in my ass crack, it just seam to hold onto my shit more, and I have to use more toilet paper to get it clean. I think that proves GOD is white and just trying to keep the black man down...

**DSM4Life** · 05-21-2009, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by prone2rage

What I hate about being black is my curly hair in my ass crack, it just seam to hold onto my shit more, and I have to use more toilet paper to get it clean. I think that proves GOD is white and just trying to keep the black man down...

Use baby wipes.

Pick with paper
Wipe with paper
Baby wipe
Final paper wipe.

**ni4ni** · 05-21-2009, 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by prone2rage

What I hate about being black is my curly hair in my ass crack, it just seam to hold onto my shit more, and I have to use more toilet paper to get it clean. I think that proves GOD is white and just trying to keep the black man down...

Now it's God and the BLACK man-lol

**Western Man** · 05-21-2009, 04:49 PM

Originally Posted by vpchill

I am here to answer all questions reguarding stereotypes and anything you ever wanted to know. Even if you just want a Black opinion
LOL. Lets go!!!

Why is it that higher education teaches that race is just a social construct and we are all one HUMAN race? Do they expect people to believe that bull****?

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by Western Man

Why is it that higher education teaches that race is just a social construct and we are all one HUMAN race? Do they expect people to believe that bull****?

Once you go black you never go back!

**Western Man** · 05-21-2009, 06:01 PM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Once you go black you never go back!

Once you go black, we don't want you back.

Oh, and can you dance like Carleton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air?

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by Western Man

Once you go black, we don't want you back.

Oh, and can you dance like Carleton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air?

I can but I choose the Big man 2 step. Its the one dance I cant mess up.

**countrybhoy** · 05-22-2009, 02:16 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Once you go black you never go back!

only cause no decent man would touch her again .

**vpchill** · 05-22-2009, 04:43 AM

Originally Posted by mho

Why do black men think its ok to hoot hollar and whistle at my wife even when she's walking right next to me? Do they not have any common courtesy toward other men or is it just because I'm white and they don't know I'm carrying a gun?

Maybe your wife is really hot. Id take that as a compliment. Maybe you dont look too intimidating. Show the gun, I would.

Originally Posted by amcon

ok, 4 black kids 20s in a civic - all beat to crap. i pass them leaving a light it turned green when i approaced the light, i didnt hit the gas or pull in front of them just pass them.

they pull along side of me and start flipping me off and flashing some light and lazer at me in my truck(bad ass suburban with 35 inch tires on it all limo tinted window, very agressive mean ass tires) ... then they pass me and then slow down to talk crap to me...

i follow them to a parking lot - bolwing lanes... get out pull my shirt off and get ready to confront them (sorry that is my weakness, and i love a good fight) the driver gets out and starts to talk crap till my shirt comes off - and he jumps back in the car... passenger wont stop his crap talking (whitie this and cracker that...)

now i have not spoken a word and besides taking of my shirt (nice shirt, didnt want it ruined) i did nothing in my mind to prevoke this, besides following them to the bowling alley...

so, the three other guys are in car and wont leave till the big mouth gets in and as i am walking over to him to "shut him up" he keep walking so that the car is between us (i was only smiling no words... from me) the driver gets out and pleads w me to just leave... i took their licence plate and left

... i understand why the punk kids did what they did to try to scare or intimidate -

why did the big mouth go right to black and white as the issue?

Well thats a Punk move. Not sure where your from, but they probly just thought they could talk mess and get away. As HD said, any color would do that. Just kids with nothing better to do.
That mustve been a nice shirt btw

Originally Posted by spywizard

actually statistically the brits have bigger units..

Actually brits lead in penis enlargement surgery. Gotta locate where I read that from.

Originally Posted by Brown Ninja

KFC or Popeyes?

Popeyes.

**vpchill** · 05-22-2009, 04:48 AM

Originally Posted by spywizard

and chitlins

I used to love chitlin samiches (in my best southern voice lol)

Originally Posted by Brown Ninja

Fat blondes or skanky Asians?

Skanky Asians

Originally Posted by Brown Ninja

armed robbery or car jacking?

Armed Robbery

Originally Posted by Brown Ninja

crack or weed?

Rox of course

Originally Posted by Brown Ninja

old English or Saint Ides?

O' E fo sho

Originally Posted by spywizard

and damnnnn pull up those pants?? what's up with that??

Thats a longstanding history behind that. The dumb kids who do that now really embarass the race.
- That stems from 2 places, The poor familys who cudnt afford belts and would use shoe strings. The pants would always sag. Leading to a Baggy pants phenom. Also in most prisons you were not allowed belts, so your pants always were falling. Im not sure why people think its cool tho.

Originally Posted by Brown Ninja

abandon or abort?

Niether

Originally Posted by Brown Ninja

why shoot sideways?

LOL. Thats only the movies and Rap videos

Originally Posted by JAYROD

why do so many african-americans think president obama is somehow a credit to their race when his mother is as white as snow and he was raised by white people?

Not sure, I said the same thing in another thread. My life hasnt changed one bit.

Originally Posted by countrybhoy

only cause no decent man would touch her again .

Are you a decent man?

**xavier_888888** · 05-21-2009, 04:49 PM

Why is thier vocabulary diffrent even if they were born here?

**DSM4Life** · 05-21-2009, 04:50 PM

**ni4ni** · 05-21-2009, 04:51 PM

why can't they type...thats' even fuvked up 98.9% of the time.
wink,wink TRTman

**TRT,MAN** · 05-21-2009, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by ni4ni

why can't they type...thats' even fuvked up 98.9% of the time.
wink,wink TRTman

ni4ni i mexican get it right!! i dont know if it makes it any better.lol

**ni4ni** · 05-21-2009, 06:08 PM

Originally Posted by TRT,MAN

ni4ni i mexican get it right!! i dont know if it makes it any better.lol

well,well u need to start ur own ask a mexican thread

"i mexican"...lmao

**DSM4Life** · 05-21-2009, 04:51 PM

BTW

When they tried to pass Ebonics as an official language , i felt bad for black people. It really gave them a bad name.

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