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    Facial Hair Challenged

    So I was in the car driving today and I looked at my arms and finally realized Im a pretty hairy fvcker. My arms and legs are hairy and my chest and stomach both get really hairy when I go too long without trimming it up but for the life of me I can not grow decent facial hair and Im 30 years old. I have been trying since highschool and I always just figured that by my early 20's or so everything would grow in but nope. My dad in his senior picture had hair down to his ass and a full beard looking like Jesus Christ so I assumed that I would maybe inherit some of that but Im the exact opposite. Im going bald at 30 and cant grow a decent goatee or beard but Im hairy as fvck everywhere else. Whats the deal?

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    just have to blame your dna where it places your hair folicles

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    LMAO

    I wish I wasn't growing so much hair..... fvckin test/tren has made it 10x worse.....

    ~Haz~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    LMAO

    I wish I wasn't growing so much hair..... fvckin test/tren has made it 10x worse.....

    ~Haz~
    Huh, maybe thats what I need is a good test/tren cycle to get things going.

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    You don't really wanna grow hair trust me

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357 View Post
    You don't really wanna grow hair trust me
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    Shaving sucks dick
    i completely agree........

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    Shaving help get your dick sucked

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357 View Post
    You don't really wanna grow hair trust me
    Its not that I dont grow any facial hair, its just that the hair that does grow grows in all Joe Dirt like. I still have to shave every couple days or else I start to get scruffy looking but I figure if I have to shave it would be nice to at least be able to do something cool with my facial hair if I wanted to.

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    Something cool like this..............



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    Quote Originally Posted by jbran23 View Post
    Something cool like this..............


    Some people are just special...

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    Hahahahah I feel your pain bro. My week long growth is all patch like!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbran23 View Post
    So I was in the car driving today and I looked at my arms and finally realized Im a pretty hairy fvcker. My arms and legs are hairy and my chest and stomach both get really hairy when I go too long without trimming it up but for the life of me I can not grow decent facial hair and Im 30 years old. I have been trying since highschool and I always just figured that by my early 20's or so everything would grow in but nope. My dad in his senior picture had hair down to his ass and a full beard looking like Jesus Christ so I assumed that I would maybe inherit some of that but Im the exact opposite. Im going bald at 30 and cant grow a decent goatee or beard but Im hairy as fvck everywhere else. Whats the deal?
    We need pictures of everything to give you accurate advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbran23 View Post
    So I was in the car driving today and I looked at my arms and finally realized Im a pretty hairy fvcker. My arms and legs are hairy and my chest and stomach both get really hairy when I go too long without trimming it up but for the life of me I can not grow decent facial hair and Im 30 years old. I have been trying since highschool and I always just figured that by my early 20's or so everything would grow in but nope. My dad in his senior picture had hair down to his ass and a full beard looking like Jesus Christ so I assumed that I would maybe inherit some of that but Im the exact opposite. Im going bald at 30 and cant grow a decent goatee or beard but Im hairy as fvck everywhere else. Whats the deal?
    Bro don't feel bad. I am a grizzly all over if I don't keep it trimmed but can't even grow a goatee. I have just decided that I will stay clean shaven! Funny though not one person in my whole family is like this but me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by matt77 View Post
    Bro don't feel bad. I am a grizzly all over if I don't keep it trimmed but can't even grow a goatee. I have just decided that I will stay clean shaven! Funny though not one person in my whole family is like this but me!
    Yep...I'm the same way.

    I hate all the damn hair growing on me...only place it doesn't come in thick is my face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D7M View Post
    Yep...I'm the same way.

    I hate all the damn hair growing on me...only place it doesn't come in thick is my face.
    believe me when i say this...u dont want facial hair u can get away with not trimming ur body but u HAVE to shave ur facial hair....

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    believe me when i say this...u dont want facial hair u can get away with not trimming ur body but u HAVE to shave ur facial hair....
    +2. Hate having to shave everyday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    +2. Hate having to shave everyday.
    that makes 2 of us

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    believe me when i say this...u dont want facial hair u can get away with not trimming ur body but u HAVE to shave ur facial hair....
    This is true.

    I just think...if I'm going to shave my chest, back, stomach, etc, I might as well be able to grow facial hair if I wanted

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    Quote Originally Posted by D7M View Post
    This is true.

    I just think...if I'm going to shave my chest, back, stomach, etc, I might as well be able to grow facial hair if I wanted
    Puberty will come soon enough my child.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D7M View Post
    This is true.

    I just think...if I'm going to shave my chest, back, stomach, etc, I might as well be able to grow facial hair if I wanted
    start shaving every day...u will see the results soon

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    my face grows in pretty thick...and i hate shaving...so i only do it about once a month...and when i do i use clippers, not a razor...hate dragging a razor over my face..only use a razor when i have to clean up for some occasion

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    im 18, it comes in alot from my neck up to right at my chin kinda and all over the sideburns. If I dont shave for maybe 2 weeks I can lean my head back and there is a circle about the size of a quarter right under my chin that grows zero hair not even stubble just a little bald spot lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by fattymcbutterpants View Post
    im 18, it comes in alot from my neck up to right at my chin kinda and all over the sideburns. If I dont shave for maybe 2 weeks I can lean my head back and there is a circle about the size of a quarter right under my chin that grows zero hair not even stubble just a little bald spot lol
    Yeah, that's my issue. Everywhere else, thick. Can grow a goatee, or even a full beard. Just not that one spot. Oh yeah, and if you don't have it now, you might never. It's 20 years later for me.

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    I'm probably the hairiest black man you'll ever meet. I've had a full beard since 14. Now that I'm going bald (I'm 37), my back is almost as hairy as my chest. If I don't manscape, I get the puffy shirt syndrome. You know, my hair gets so thick, my shirts look puffy!! I can grow a Kimbo Slice beard in a month!! LOL!!!!

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    I just can't get the hair to go from the chin to lower lip. Other than that, it's fine. Rest of my body is growing more hair than I'd like. Like the backs of my forearms used to be hairless. Not anymore. Entire body is growing more hair now. Awesome. I'll probably go bald, too.

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    Kimbo Slice if he ever shaved

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