Who had/have stage 5 clinger?

**calgarian** · 03-15-2011, 08:45 AM

If you dont know what stage 5 clinger is dont bother looking u never had one.......

**DSM4Life** · 03-15-2011, 08:48 AM

A turd?

Where you have to shake it all about !

**auslifta** · 03-15-2011, 08:59 AM

I was at a festival on saturday, and I went up to this girl, kinda fat, you know the kind you like. I asked her if she had any lip balm, you should of seen her panic going through her bag before I said "nah don't worry it's cool"

**calgarian** · 03-15-2011, 09:02 AM

Originally Posted by auslifta

I was at a festival on saturday, and I went up to this girl, kinda fat, you know the kind you like. I asked her if she had any lip balm, you should of seen her panic going through her bag before I said "nah don't worry it's cool"

if u have waited she would have fvcked u too....

**auslifta** · 03-15-2011, 09:13 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

if u have waited she would have fvcked u too....

I did wait, I even picked up all the shiit she was dropping. I used the balm and thanked her, it was kinda funny how much she was shaking. feel a bit sorry for her, but sympathy fvcks for fat chicks is kinda like being a suicide bomber, you can only do that shiit once.

**calgarian** · 03-15-2011, 09:22 AM

Originally Posted by auslifta

I did wait, I even picked up all the shiit she was dropping. I used the balm and thanked her, it was kinda funny how much she was shaking. feel a bit sorry for her, but sympathy fvcks for fat chicks is kinda like being a suicide bomber, you can only do that shiit once.

hahaha....i know its fun to watch.....

**SaintInASinnersEyes** · 03-15-2011, 09:59 AM

Originally Posted by auslifta

i did wait, i even picked up all the shiit she was dropping. I used the balm and thanked her, it was kinda funny how much she was shaking. Feel a bit sorry for her, but sympathy fvcks for fat chicks is kinda like being a suicide bomber, you can only do that shiit once.

ahah!!

**wmaousley** · 03-16-2011, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by auslifta

I did wait, I even picked up all the shiit she was dropping. I used the balm and thanked her, it was kinda funny how much she was shaking. feel a bit sorry for her, but sympathy fvcks for fat chicks is kinda like being a suicide bomber, you can only do that shiit once.

Has to be one of the funiest posts I have read in a while

**Gaspari1255** · 03-15-2011, 09:15 AM

I had a cougar who was a major stage 5 clinger. Sex was not worth it. Total pain in the ass.

**calgarian** · 03-15-2011, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by ******

I had a cougar who was a major stage 5 clinger. Sex was not worth it. Total pain in the ass.

how u get rid of her?

**Gaspari1255** · 03-15-2011, 09:41 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

how u get rid of her?

I told her that we were looking for two different things. I'm 21 and wanted to rail her at my convenience and she was 37 looking for a potenital husband/father to her son. I'm very blunt. It's unrealistic to think that cougar/cub relationships can work intimately. It's an unwritten rule that the only reason the two meet up is for sex.

**Kawigirl** · 03-15-2011, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by ******

I told her that we were looking for two different things. I'm 21 and wanted to rail her at my convenience and she was 37 looking for a potenital husband/father to her son. I'm very blunt. It's unrealistic to think that cougar/cub relationships can work intimately. It's an unwritten rule that the only reason the two meet up is for sex.

Agreed...two totally different perspectives and ideologies in life to meld well.

**JohnnyVegas** · 03-15-2011, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by ******

It's unrealistic to think that cougar/cub relationships can work intimately. It's an unwritten rule that the only reason the two meet up is for sex.

I met my first wife when I was 21 and she was 39. She was beautiful and I thought she was younger until we got more serious. We were married for 12 years and she still looked great at 50. Our divorce had nothing to do with our age difference, but now I realize that she is 60 and I am not sure I would still be happy.

All I am saying is that it can have the same chance as most relationships. I had several friends marry and get divorced before I did.

**calgarian** · 03-15-2011, 01:19 PM

Originally Posted by JohnnyVegas

I met my first wife when I was 21 and she was 39. She was beautiful and I thought she was younger until we got more serious. We were married for 12 years and she still looked great at 50. Our divorce had nothing to do with our age difference, but now I realize that she is 60 and I am not sure I would still be happy.

All I am saying is that it can have the same chance as most relationships. I had several friends marry and get divorced before I did.

i really had to bite my tongue to say something nasty...but TY for the input

**stack_it** · 03-15-2011, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by JohnnyVegas

I met my first wife when I was 21 and she was 39. She was beautiful and I thought she was younger until we got more serious. We were married for 12 years and she still looked great at 50. Our divorce had nothing to do with our age difference, but now I realize that she is 60 and I am not sure I would still be happy.

All I am saying is that it can have the same chance as most relationships. I had several friends marry and get divorced before I did.

Grave robber!

**Gaspari1255** · 03-15-2011, 09:18 PM

Originally Posted by JohnnyVegas

I met my first wife when I was 21 and she was 39. She was beautiful and I thought she was younger until we got more serious. We were married for 12 years and she still looked great at 50. Our divorce had nothing to do with our age difference, but now I realize that she is 60 and I am not sure I would still be happy.

All I am saying is that it can have the same chance as most relationships. I had several friends marry and get divorced before I did.

I'm the opposite. When I am younger, I want all the good looking older broads. Then when I get older and am on GH for the rest of my life, I'll chase after the young ones.

**Kawigirl** · 03-15-2011, 09:32 AM

I don't there is much besides cutting all ties and just plain ignoring.
I still have one after a year....and I believe it was you who gave me the same advice Cal.

xox

**calgarian** · 03-15-2011, 09:34 AM

Originally Posted by Kawigirl

I don't there is much besides cutting all ties and just plain ignoring.
I still have one after a year....and I believe it was you who gave me the same advice Cal.

xox

I am good at it

i think.

**RaginCajun** · 03-15-2011, 09:57 AM

definitely agree with cougar relationship. i was up front with her, and the next thing i knew, she attacked! loved every minute of it! and, we have a good relationship. i still call her for advice!

**RaginCajun** · 03-15-2011, 10:00 AM

oh yeah, had a clinger some years back, but i asked for it. i egged her on a bit, but she wouldn't listen. she even bothered my lil bro. i told him to watch out, she may be a kamikaze!

**Knockout_Power** · 03-15-2011, 11:19 AM

Cals last klinger

**calgarian** · 03-15-2011, 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

Cals last klinger

she was tight where it mattered.....

**Knockout_Power** · 03-15-2011, 11:22 AM

first time tight, 2nd time I like

**Kawigirl** · 03-15-2011, 11:23 AM

You two are fawked! lol

**Knockout_Power** · 03-15-2011, 11:25 AM

not me so much

**Kawigirl** · 03-15-2011, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

not me so much

Cal can turn that around for ya

**Knockout_Power** · 03-15-2011, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by Kawigirl

Cal can turn that around for ya

I had dinner at his place last weekend, he kept trying to get me to stay for the night... he's so cuddly

**Kawigirl** · 03-15-2011, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

I had dinner at his place last weekend, he kept trying to get me to stay for the night... he's so cuddly

Thats not what I heard you did.......

**Knockout_Power** · 03-15-2011, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by Kawigirl

Thats not what I heard you did.......

you talking about the moustache ride?

**stack_it** · 03-15-2011, 11:30 AM

Surprisingly enough I've never had a stage 5. Stages 3 and 4 yeah but I am way to big of an asshole for any girl to have a chance at becoming stage 5. If I don't want you around anymore I'll make it so you don't wanna be around anymore. I usually employ this technique if they make it to stage 4.

**Kawigirl** · 03-15-2011, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Surprisingly enough I've never had a stage 5. Stages 3 and 4 yeah but I am way to big of an asshole for any girl to have a chance at becoming stage 5. If I don't want you around anymore I'll make it so you don't wanna be around anymore. I usually employ this technique if they make it to stage 4.

Bullshit...your a closet puppy dog!

**stack_it** · 03-15-2011, 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by Kawigirl

Bullshit...your a closet puppy dog!

Lol, I'm a nice guy when I want/need to be but I ability to make a smartass comment about anything makes it easy for me to be an asshole. Ladies seem to love the mix tho. We all know women don't have sex with nice guys.

**vishus** · 03-15-2011, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Lol, I'm a nice guy when I want/need to be but I ability to make a smartass comment about anything makes it easy for me to be an asshole. Ladies seem to love the mix tho. We all know women don't have sex with nice guys.

very true

**Kawigirl** · 03-15-2011, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by vishus

very true

hhheeeyyy...i resent this^^^ lol

**calgarian** · 03-15-2011, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Lol, I'm a nice guy when I want/need to be but I ability to make a smartass comment about anything makes it easy for me to be an asshole. Ladies seem to love the mix tho. We all know women don't have sex with nice guys.

Always gets me in trouble ALWAYS

**songdog** · 03-16-2011, 07:37 AM

Nothing like your whole town thinkin you ****ed over this chick.Who was at your house every day for over a month.I think she had a tracker on me.Beacuse no matter where I went she showed up.And we were just friends.I never seen such crap.That was 8 yrs ago.Her mom still treats me like shit.Thank God her father and sis know the real deal.And NY gives this physco a pistol permit!!!

**Standby** · 03-15-2011, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Lol, I'm a nice guy when I want/need to be but I ability to make a smartass comment about anything makes it easy for me to be an asshole. Ladies seem to love the mix tho. We all know women don't have sex with nice guys.

the title ^^^

**calgarian** · 03-15-2011, 04:49 PM

Originally Posted by Standby

the title ^^^

the only thing that clings on u its the dildo the dsm given to u

**drdeath613** · 03-15-2011, 11:41 AM

cal shes not a fat chick and two shes mine

**Kawigirl** · 03-15-2011, 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by drdeath613

cal shes not a fat chick and two shes mine

Cal>

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