I Need Serious Help???

[roida]

aight, i took test and dbol for about 6 to7 weeks, and ended the cycle and have been off it for about a month. I then after that started EQ. Im applying for a job at this firm and they told me i had to get drug tested. Now i specificly asked if they test for steroids and they said "yes. now more then ever." Now when i went in to have the test i had been off my other shit for a month and my first shot of eq was put in me the day before, so i shot up on sunday and went in on monday to take it. I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF IT WILL SHOW UP, IF SO IM SCREWED. THANKS GUYS

ROIDA

[arthurb999]

What kind of job is it? Corporate jobs don't test for juice but maybe the police and fire do. Not sure though.

[marx]

What kind of test did they make you do? Urine?

[roida]

IM POSITIVE THEY TEST FOR ROIDA BECAUSE ITS A FEDERAL JOB, AND IT WAS A URINE TEST.

[GenuinePL]

I would like to know why would they test for juice, I don't get it it's not like you're under influence of drugs that fuck with your mind. You take juice to get bigger and look better, it doesn't influence your thinking.

[MBaraso]

Yep I know federal jobs do test for roids now. And most even do the hair test...which I don't agree with, but that's a different topic.
Someone correct me if i'm wrong, but I think D-bol is dectectable for 3 months....So if you were off only for a month at the time of the test you would fail
The steroid detection times are listed on the main board...you should check em out.
M

[partyboynyc]

why the fuck did you ask if they test for it?thats' like asking if they test for coke, like saying, "hi, my nose is a vaccum".i wouldn't have brought up shit, and if it showed up, go to gnc, buy a bottle of androdyne and be like "oh, this is what i'm taking.could this effect the test?"

[arthurb999]

You can always deny it if the results come back positive. Tell em you took narandrostein or whatever that's called.

[MBaraso]

Lmao Partyb....I thought the same thing but I didn't wanna say it. Rodia: If they weren't gonna test for roids before you asked them if they tested for roids....They sure as hell tested for em after you gave yourself away.

M

[PaPaPumP]

Originally posted by roida
Im applying for a job at this firm and they told me i had to get drug tested. Now i specificly asked if they test for steroids and they said "yes. now more then ever." Now when i

What they meant by that was..."Well, we wouldn't have tested for it if you wouldn't have just told us you are...but since you did....ummm yaaa we do now, only to you though ". Bro...you gotta think before you talk. I do too, im shitty at that as well. Good luck, hopefully you pass.

[partyboynyc]

just walk into the test w/ a crackpipe in your hand and go, "hey!you don't test for this do you?!"

or walk in with a needle sticking out of your ass!!

[PaPaPumP]

Settle down pboy before pt lays the smack down... IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL what the....PUMP is cookin. (if you don't smell, then it's salmon and veggies...by the way go get checked for alzheimers because that's the first sign).

[partyboynyc]

I ACTUALLY FAILED A DRUG TEST BEFORE I EVEN TOOK IT ONCE!!it was funny!!

i got offered a job at a well known hospital here to just do some partime work because i was bored.soooooooooo i interview.goes perfect!loving me.all i have to do is take the drug test.welllllllll my gf broke up w/ me the nigth before.so i went to atlantic city w/ my crew. we rent out the penthouse at Trump Marina and have a stripper, coke binge fuckfest for three days str8.the night we got down there i cal up the hospital to leave a message w/ human resources that i can't make it in because i'm away on a booking.i hang up the cell and procede to yell out(exact words and i remember them because this story is told by my friends relentlessly.i'm sparing you the "good details"), " *********** HOSPITAL WILL FROWN UPON MY STRIPPER COKE FEST,HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!".

WELL IT TURNS OUT MY CELL WASN'T TURNED OFF!!!

needless to say, they call me in and i meet w/ the director.(mind you i have no knowledge that my cell was on at this point) she says i'd like you to hear something.PLAYS THE FUCKING MESSAGE I LEFT WITH MY RANT ABOUT COKE AND STRIPPERS!!!!!girls are screaming in the background, porno blaring on the TV, everything!!! she looked at me and says, "i guess you won't be needing that drug test.goodbye"hahahahahahahahahaha

swear to god i was mortified.oh well i was just doing it for fun anyway.my sister actually worked at that hospital and she said no one even talked to her after that.

I CHALLENGE ANYONE TO BEAT THAT DRUG TEST STORY!!see so don't feel bad.even i fuck up sometimes.haha

[PaPaPumP]

That is a SICK ASS story pboy....Oh My. Grade A Top Quality Triple Stamped ++++++ work. Man, I'm lovin it city man.

[partyboynyc]

sad thing is it's true.we still laugh about it.bro, if i never have another story to tell in my whole life i have enough for the average person's lifetime.my time here has been well spent!!!

[GenuinePL]

OMG ROTFLMAO
That's a fucken great story PB. I don't think anyone on this board could beat that, I give an A+++++++++++++ on it LOL
Most of the time you just make me wonder LOL

[nymattyk]

Originally posted by arthurb999
You can always deny it if the results come back positive. Tell em you took narandrostein or whatever that's called.

i think its a little late for him to deny anything considering he pretty much told them he is juicing. if you just shot some EQ the night before and they do end up testing for roids, chances are you will need to do some searching for a new job.
partyboy-you are a funny guy

[Shredz]

the story of all stories..right there partyboynyc...that is some funny shit..
i love it.

[MBaraso]

Lmao....good story

M

[partyboynyc]

it wasn't so funny when my dad found out because he heard my sis talking to someone about it when he was over our apt.haha.but my parents know what i do and i think they have just come to accept it.

[Adaptek]

partyboynyc

you are the man!

[Iconn]

IM POSITIVE THEY TEST FOR ROIDA BECAUSE ITS A FEDERAL JOB

LMAO, I think he has two "A" buttons on his keyboard instead of an S.

[partyboynyc]

get this: TIG LABS AT HOME DRUG TEST

gives you results in 5-8 minutes.in the event of a positive result, the RAPID DRUG SCREEN collection cup is sealed w/ the provided cup cover and sent to TIG LABS for conformation.it's $129.99.just thought you might want to know about it.

[nymattyk]

does it test for juice??

[partyboynyc]

thats' the word i got.look it up in a search.i have no need for it so i never looked into it.i hear it test specifically for it.

[nymattyk]

i got no need either, just curious ya know