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    You ever eat on the.....

    Toilet? I had to drop one real bad one time and i was very hugry. I ate subway on the toilet while taking a dump

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    Quote Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
    Toilet? I had to drop one real bad one time and i was very hugry. I ate subway on the toilet while taking a dump
    For sure bro....I've taken loafs out of the oven and put new ones in You are not alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Peace

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    Quote Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
    Toilet? I had to drop one real bad one time and i was very hugry. I ate subway on the toilet while taking a dump

    Sorry, bro. Can't say that I have . If not for Da Bull, I'd have to think that was a Canada thing . J/K

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    Uh, never. Anything and everything can wait till im done thats for sure...lol

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    Once...I chowed down on a bowl of rasin bran while dumping...

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    I had a girlfriend in high school who's brother used to eat fudge bars on the crapper... strange cat... think he's in prison now.

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    I eat on the s hitter all the time.... when i'm ina hurry in the mornings i'll eat and take my morning **** at the same time....

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    You people are strange

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheedno
    You people are strange
    I with you on this one pheedno....strange cookies we have here at AR!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tryingtogetbig
    I with you on this one pheedno....strange cookies we have here at AR!!
    sex while on the toilet?

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    this cant be healthy

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    lol...........cant say i ever went that far

    but there were times when me and my friend got food from a pizzeria, deli or something..............and just pulled over on the side of the road......and woofed that sh!t down cause we couldn't wait till we got home.......
    Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, THAT IS STRENGTH

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danielle
    lol...........cant say i ever went that far

    but there were times when me and my friend got food from a pizzeria, deli or something..............and just pulled over on the side of the road......and woofed that sh!t down cause we couldn't wait till we got home.......

    lol thats nothing to boast about, thats how u eat when u chill out all day

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    wow guys.... gives a whole new meaning to the word hungry

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    ive downed a PWO shake while on the ****er...but eating a meal...thats kinda sick to me

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    Thumbs down

    See what sucks is when your on the john and eating and then you feel one of those turds that feel like its ripping your cheeks up sliding out and you drop your food on the floor to grip the toilet seat so you don't scream. what a bummer...

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    i threw up once while taking a ****....... but no i have never eatin on the ****ter!

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    YUP... haha

    mostly drink my protein shakes on the toilet though... not to much solid food.. maybe a sandwich here and there..

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    No, never tried that before.

    Maroon

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    Yeah. Ive siht on the can before while eating. Its called MULTI TASKING. Why waste time just sitting down. Might as well be doing something.

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    Actually I ate pack rations and read a book sitting on the thrown while I was under arty fire in the middle east!. Honestly, there was 120mm Mortor rds, 155mm arty and HE, solid and anti personnel MBT rds popping off around the base. I'd had a few beers when the fire works started and couldn't wait anylonger, I had to dump!.

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    yes, it's kinda nasty though. specially if you get one of those steamy s hits.

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    Now about dumps...I ate a taco salad about a week ago...now I am corn eater, but refuse to pick it out. Now living in Italy makes having a solid "Cosby Kid" quite a feat due to Olive Oil that seems to find its way into everything...So if you eat something..you pass it quickly...I dropped the kids off at the pool, yesterday..and there was corn in a floater!! I have not eated anything remotely reminicent of corn for atleast 7 days!

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    Sure. I also brush my teeth in the shower and clip my nails while driving.

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    Ive banged a few chicks on the toilet. Small ass bathroom during parties and the chick is horny and all the rooms are taken. Sure enough, the bathroom is the next option. The floor is not big enough and the sink is one of those pedastool type ones. So the toilet works well.

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    Classic quote Bull, yeah I probally have in a real hurry, actually in boot camp we would sneek candy bars and cokes while on the ****ter.

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    The only thing I have done is drink a protien shake..........no food while on the throne......if y'all smell how it smelt u would not eat food in a bathroom I have been in.

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    Its a very good way to save time

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    see...... I always said there were some things that just needed to be kept to ones self......

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