For all the ladies and few men that this concerns, I must beg you for your forgiveness as I apologize to you all. It is not very often that this happens, both my apology and the action I am soon to reveal, but it has once again happened. And to this, you must know, I am truly sorry.

But......I must take myself off the open market. I have found a female member of whom I have taken quite an interest in, so I am no longer available to either party.

Now shall she cause any form of hurt upon myself, then the ladies, and ladies only, will have their chance. A chance for what you may ask - a one night stand of course - as I will once again be on the open market, but only to hunt, like the cheetah, not to find a soulmate to die with like the African beetle - at least not for a while.