This morning Abstrack was leaving for work...this was minutes after coming home from a late night out with the boys.
His housewife...Decadbal (affectionately called "blossom" cus he has red hair like Blossom from the power-puff girls) was sitting by the door sobbing.
Blossom: "Enough is enough...you don't love me Abstrack...if you did...you'd come home to me at night"
Abstrack: "Shut up bitch...i'm only with you cus the sex is good"
Blossom: "..."
Abstrack: "Bahahaha"
Deca reaches into his house-dress and pulls out this note:
and goes home to live with her mum...
Despite Deca's being a homo...i'm his best friend. So logically i was his shoulder to cry on...
That, boys and girls, explains why abstrack gave me this custom avator:
~The end!
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