10 - getting up 1000x to get the door

9 - not being able to drive around the block for fear of running over spongbob and elmo

8 - lame ass outfits - like a dirty shirt and a bandana and u are a bum? no candy for you kid

7 - 20 year olds still trying to come here for candy - next house asshole - none here

6 - bratty kids saying "thats it" when i give them a kitkat, bag of m&m's and some starbursts. dont come here next year asshole

5 - parents coming to the door with thier kids bags - yeah - sure its for your kids

4 - 10 oclock at night when the whole neighborhood is amped up from all the damn sugar

3 - getting rid of all the candy as quickly as possible so that i can tell my wife we are out and i can turn the light off and shut the damn door. yeah - the last batch of kids just got 3 handfuls each - i was their best friend

2 - having to tell each kid they have a great outfit even though it sucks

1 - by far the worst - being on a cutting diet and drooling over each piece of candy in this bag and not being able to have any of it. FACK!!!