Quote Originally Posted by Oki-Des View Post
I was dating a girl that had a twin sister. One night while spending the night at her house with some friends drinking, I was woken while sleeping on her couch by her riding me. She must have got me going while asleep and decided to hop on. I pretended to be asleep while she continued to have her way with me. As I lay there with my eyes almost closed as to appear to still be sleeping I noticed someone else walked up beside us. The other person bent over and whispered to the girl riding me "I told you he was big" quietly came from her lips.
I then realized I was having sex with my girlfriends sister while my girlfriend was watching. Oh wait, these are supposed to be the worst stories ever. Sorry, I had to tell this one.
I cant think of a bad one. Sex to me is like pizza; even if its bad it is still pretty good.
Wait, serious?