Poor Man Protein Shakes with lots of calories

[tooDameSkinny]

Me: 6'1 / 125 lbs / 23 yo
Goal: 6'1 / 187 lbs/ 24-25 yo (wishful thinking)
3750 cals needed per day.
Workout: 2x a week

--Poor Man Shake (PMS)--
4 scoops of cytoGainer
2 cups of whole milk
1/2 cup of dreyer ice cream
Cal: 1030

Breakfast:
1 tbsp olive oil
1 PMS
2 cups of cooked white rice + 4 eggs (600cal - 700cal)

Lunch:
1 PMS
whatever's in our dinning hall at work ( healthy foods) 500-700 cal

Dinner:
1 double cheeseburger ( any fast foods), appr. 450cal
1 PMS

2 Snacks:
varies... ( 400-500 cal)

Total Cal: Min 5000

What do you think? I am very new to this.. all suggestions help.