Quote Originally Posted by xnotoriousx View Post
hahahah had me rollin. It's all the truth though, shit get monstrous. Every time i've gotten a compliment from a girl on my schlong it would be within the week that I hit the pubes. **** "extenze" get a extra inch by SHAVING YOUR DICK!!

Hahaha - i just learned that about a year ago - I shave it every few weeks now - My wife asked "did you shave your dick?" i said "yes I did it for you honey - I don't want you to get a mouth full of hair..." She said "but it's so big I could never swallow all of that!" hahahahaha I thot - "oh yes, but I want you to try baby!"
and that's after 15 years of marriage!