Let me clarify the confusing title first. I am preparing for a all-natural competition and it come out of nowhere and for reasons that I don't want to go into right now, it is a life or death situation for me to win this thing (house mortgage thing).

They are not very strict about testing the blood, but I want to be on the safe side. I have 8 months to transform myself from 16% bf to 8% bf and pack a few pounds of muscle (5-6). My plan is to use the first few months to shred completely, then gain some mass and as little as possible fat and then use the last month to peel the little fat gained during the bulking.

Finally to my question: I need help in terms of what causes what blood parameter suspicious changes and how to control them. I am considering HGH, clen, efedrine, biodil and things like that that don't have a hormonal aspect. Also, any thoughts about hormonal things that can be masked is much appreciated.

What would you people do? And please, oh please, refrain from comments about morality and sm. you don't understand how bad I need to win this thing...

Thanks in advance