Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness old man...
When two idiots have something halfway intelligent to say, there’s no harm in telling them both they’re right. It’s called being suave, let me know and I can teach you a thing or two 
Now when it comes to licking asses on both sides, I’ll leave that up to you and your fetish freaks 
I have one ass I like to lick, and hers is amazing...
Now get back in the castle where you belong, we can continue this conversation there.