T-man Vs. E-man
The Armory: Anti-Estrogens and Aromatase Inhibitors
by Cy Willson

High atop the city’s tallest skyscraper, the epic battle between good and evil rages o
"Take this, blue boy!" giggles E-man as he whips aside his pink cape to reveal a utility belt filled with foam-covered pastel dumbbells.

"Bring it on," mutters T-man.

The arch nemesis E-man, sporting both the musculature and the breasts of a chubby 14 year-old girl, flings the deadly polyurethane projectiles at T-man… all of which land harmlessly at our hero’s feet.

"Wow, you even throw like a girl," says T-man, "Is that all you’ve got?"

"I’ll show you," E-man lisps. He reaches into the back of his lacey cape and brings forth his most vile creation, the dreaded soy gun. "Prepare to die!" E-man says as he pulls the trigger, "Or at least to really start liking N’Sync!"

But T-man isn’t phased. He quickly drops his pants and begins whirling his mighty Rod of Justice through the air, building up speed. Whoosh. Whoosh. Whoosh-whoosh-whoosh. In a nanosecond, he creates a powerful wind that catches the deadly stream of soy in midair and turns it back from whence it came.

His maniacal weapon turned against him, E-man is buried alive in a mound of soy protein. Triumphant, T-man reels in the Rod of Justice. "Let that be a lesson to you, E-man. Testosterone will always defeat estrogen, if you have the right tools."

Tune in next week, as our hero does battle with Angela the Aerobics Instructor and her evil hoard of Guys Who Curl in the Squat Rack.

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