girls freaking suck

[SwoleCat]

F-that, just tell her to call YOU when she's free and ready and she's sure she can go out.

This ain't Romper Room, sh*t.

~SC~

[Phillyboy1]

F-that, just tell her to call YOU when she's free and ready and she's sure she can go out.

This ain't Romper Room, sh*t.

~SC~

right bro, your feeling me. like im some f-cking dude that cant get chicks. i mean both of these chicks were sweating me, i know im not a ugly cat. i mean im not the hottiest but sh-t i aint ugly. girls should be like **** i want some of that and not play the gay ass games. lol bitches aint sh-t but hoes and tricks! snoop was right. i need to be like jay z "yall be chason.. i'll replace thum" i know spelling ibonics is hard lol

[SwoleCat]

right bro, your feeling me. like im some f-cking dude that cant get chicks. i mean both of these chicks were sweating me, i know im not a ugly cat. i mean im not the hottiest but sh-t i aint ugly. girls should be like **** i want some of that and not play the gay ass games. lol bitches aint sh-t but hoes and tricks! snoop was right. i need to be like jay z "yall be chason.. i'll replace thum" i know spelling ibonics is hard lol

4 real though, just because you are a "guy" doesn't mean you don't deserve respect!

Case in point:

Imagine YOU pulling that sh*t on HER. This translates into her telling her girlfriends what's going on, and just like that, you're a no good dog/playboy/etc.

Whatever, tell her your a P-I-M-P from jumpstreet, so when the fun jumps off, there's no if/and's/or but's about it!

Game recognize game. Period. For every girl that doesn't, 5 do.

~SC~

[Phillyboy1]

4 real though, just because you are a "guy" doesn't mean you don't deserve respect!

Case in point:

Imagine YOU pulling that sh*t on HER. This translates into her telling her girlfriends what's going on, and just like that, you're a no good dog/playboy/etc.

Whatever, tell her your a P-I-M-P from jumpstreet, so when the fun jumps off, there's no if/and's/or but's about it!

Game recognize game. Period. For every girl that doesn't, 5 do.

~SC~

very true, she asked me if i was a playa and i was like naaaa... i should have just been honest and told her i wanted to smash that sh-t. then in the first convo we ever had on the phone she asked me how many girls i slept with, of coarse i lied and told her a lower number lol...hahahahaha **** girls i hate them lol

[SwoleCat]

very true, she asked me if i was a playa and i was like naaaa... i should have just been honest and told her i wanted to smash that sh-t. then in the first convo we ever had on the phone she asked me how many girls i slept with, of coarse i lied and told her a lower number lol...hahahahaha **** girls i hate them lol

Yeah, tell her that. No other guy will, and that is what will make YOU the one to be chosen.

Weird I know, but it works.

~SC~

[Phillyboy1]

Yeah, tell her that. No other guy will, and that is what will make YOU the one to be chosen.

Weird I know, but it works.

~SC~

well if she calls im gonna just get the pimp hand twitchy and lay the smack down lol

[Blown_SC]

right bro, your feeling me. like im some f-cking dude that cant get chicks. i mean both of these chicks were sweating me, i know im not a ugly cat. i mean im not the hottiest but sh-t i aint ugly. girls should be like **** i want some of that and not play the gay ass games. lol bitches aint sh-t but hoes and tricks! snoop was right. i need to be like jay z "yall be chason.. i'll replace thum" i know spelling ibonics is hard lol

I was JUST gonna type that bro! I feel ya...
You'll be alright JC... shiet...you know the ladies love ya...(cuz of the VW, not you... ya pussy jp bro)
Good luck with the ladies meing!

[Phillyboy1]

I was JUST gonna type that bro! I feel ya...
You'll be alright JC... shiet...you know the ladies love ya...(cuz of the VW, not you... ya pussy jp bro)
Good luck with the ladies meing!

most shorties i know loveeeeeeeeeee the VW. i dont know but something about the blow off valve sound and girls come running lol

[Blown_SC]

most shorties i know loveeeeeeeeeee the VW. i dont know but something about the blow off valve sound and girls come running lol

Yeah? They like how mine sounds 'like a jet'...
I kid you not..I love when the ladies comment on the blower whine...

We must have some small penises to like our cars so much bro...

[Phillyboy1]

Yeah? They like how mine sounds 'like a jet'...
I kid you not..I love when the ladies comment on the blower whine...

We must have some small penises to like our cars so much bro...

i had a rotrex blower in one of my old VW's, the thing sounded like a freaking harrier jet landing. everyone not just girls would stop and stare when i drove by.

but about the penis envy, hahahah, well im not a porn star but im above the average dude lol.

[Blown_SC]

i had a rotrex blower in one of my old VW's, the thing sounded like a freaking harrier jet landing. everyone not just girls would stop and stare when i drove by.

but about the penis envy, hahahah, well im not a porn star but im above the average dude lol.

Mine's just the facotry Eaton, pushing 12 psi....
But, it's a roots style blower, so i love the way it pulls in the bottom-end... 315ft/lbs from factory... in a 6 lol...

I'll keep your secret safe Peter North, I'm sure you and Ron J will get along great