I'd like to get a Honda Acord or something like that from an auction, completely gut it and replace the entire interior with stainless steel parts (seats, stearing, dash everything). The thing wouldn't even have to work or be functional at all, just really good looking. Put a few cans of propane in the back and basically turn the car into an oven. Have it set up where preasure on the seat would activate the system and whoever is inside gets baked. One less buttcrack on the streets. If he lives, I doubt he'd be breaking into anyone elses car.

That's what you call anti-theft.