Serious sex question so dont ****ing make fun of me now

[rugbyking]

well it was my first time, i didnt think it was right that it took 3 hours. wtf was that??

if you want avatar wars i found a site that will own your avatars lol

[co2boi]

well it was my first time, i didnt think it was right that it took 3 hours. wtf was that??

if you want avatar wars i found a site that will own your avatars lol

So what? Now your saying my UPS girl isn't good enough for your package? That's cool, I still likez yo girlz bootay

[rugbyking]

your pic is tight just gotta change it up once an awhile ya know?

[OGPackin]

So what? Now your saying my UPS girl isn't good enough for your package? That's cool, I still likez yo girlz bootay

co, i vote u NEVER change that avatar....

OG

[1badcamaro]

i dont know man, i may sound weird and gay and stuff but i just passed the 1 year mark without having sex and i think if you nail some random girl you'll regret it and wish that you would have waited. Most will probably disagree with me but if you've gone 20 years you can go a little longer til you find someone that it will be special with. Just get the chick to blow you or something and then be like, i gotta leave..........jmo

[Lord Humungous]

This is the greatest thread ever.......

-LH

[spywizard]

So Johan.............. did you call her back..???

[hung-solo]

So Johan.............. did you call her back..???

lol, have you bought her that ring yet jo?......seriously though, you need to keep turing that **** inside out bro. get some sack time in as much as you can. find out what hurts her and stick with it.lololol... also..POST A PICTURE NAKED OR NOT..

[Kärnfysikern]

nah no call yet Il probably do it some day

[OGPackin]

( Starskey and Hutch voice ).....Just dooooo it.....

OG

[spywizard]

nah no call yet Il probably do it some day

you made her sit around all day today to call her back???



give her a call and say "hey... so what are you making me for dinner??"

see what she says..

[Tock]

Just use an oral dam....you know...cover it up with saran wrap

Saran wrap won't work; it's got pores large enough for viruses to get through. Dams made of latex will work just fine.
--Tock

[FCECC2]

you made her sit around all day today to call her back???



give her a call and say "hey... so what are you making me for dinner??"

see what she says..

nice job johan, like chico said keep bangin her till you find something better

[hung-solo]

Saran wrap won't work; it's got pores large enough for viruses to get through. Dams made of latex will work just fine.
--Tock

go to hell tock!

[Tock]

go to hell tock!

I'll need a road map . . .
-Tock

[hung-solo]

I'll need a road map . . .
-Tock

lol, look down... go that way.

[Tock]

lol, look down... go that way.

The indicator is pointing up . . .
-Tock

[Bigen12]

A single man needs at least, a couple of F*ck Buddies..

[Kärnfysikern]

first time ever on my years here on ar that I managed to create a thread that now is 6 pages long......

[FCECC2]

first time ever on my years here on ar that I managed to create a thread that now is 6 pages long......

not too far from 7...

[zOaib]

ill bump it up for good luck !

[Marc Angelo]

The movie trick may be just an excuse to get together, who came up with it? you or her? Did she really tell you she wants to get laid? BEcause if she did, then she does not care about a MOVIE, she wants you inside of her...

In terms of a Virgin thing, just know that thre are millions of virgins out-there...On the other hand there are millions of people who are horrible in bed and do you think that the Woman would say, hey are you a virgin? your sex manners suck men!!! Of course not, sex is like learning to drive, the best drivers are the one who are careful and take their time, those who have plenty of experience tend to be sloppy and rush it. She might even like you better than any other just because you are being over sensitive to satisfy her. that's your wiinning card.

[Marc Angelo]

About the kiss....First tell her what you really like about her, her eyes, heer lips, her smile...Then touche her face slowly and nicely, if your hands are too rough, then use the back of your hands, use your index finger to rub her lips, and then kiss the sides of her lips, no toungue yet, kiss her and sound it a little, while with the other hand pull her waist towards yoiu and get your boner near her...As soon as she gets the toungue out suck it a little, becareful not to suck it too hard because it hurst, however it is a great pleasure,l keep on rubbing your pelvic against her and follow the instincts....There are no greater lovers than those you pay attention to the other person's sensations and moves. Keep on doing small little thins to get her to purrrrrr like a cat...The more she moans tha more you do to get her hot. Also, make sure you star and help her take her clothes off, then yours, but not all at once, just one piece at a time, a kiss, a rub, and then the other...have fun

[Kärnfysikern]

marc I have already boned her But thanks for the advice anyway sound smooth and good.

I did tell her I was a virging cause I would rather her know that I am a virgin then to think Im just a plain horrid lover The second and third time I devoted a lot of time to foreplay so I hope she didnt think I sucked TO bad. Ohh well Il know as soon as I phone or sms her

[Kato]

allllllright bro! nice job!

i meant to ask. after you were done did you knight her by thumping it on her forehead a few times??

AKA....mushroom stampin!

[mustang331]

i dont know man, i may sound weird and gay and stuff but i just passed the 1 year mark without having sex and i think if you nail some random girl you'll regret it and wish that you would have waited. Most will probably disagree with me but if you've gone 20 years you can go a little longer til you find someone that it will be special with. Just get the chick to blow you or something and then be like, i gotta leave..........jmo

Yea you sound gay, that's for sure!!!

You only live once buddy... So IMO when your 85 years old, your gonna think back of all the hot ass you could of had.. Besides you will be a boring old man, I love when old men tell me stories of how they did this and that when they were young

[abstrack]

marc I have already boned her But thanks for the advice anyway sound smooth and good.

I did tell her I was a virging cause I would rather her know that I am a virgin then to think Im just a plain horrid lover The second and third time I devoted a lot of time to foreplay so I hope she didnt think I sucked TO bad. Ohh well Il know as soon as I phone or sms her

yeah buddy!!! Fauk that sheet right I bet you were doing a happy dance afterwards.

[Kärnfysikern]

well finaly got a respons from her about repeating the night. The respons I go was

"you are very nice, but way to young and inexperienced for me"

so I guess Il have to keep on searching to get laid, ****

[cpt steele]

well finaly got a respons from her about repeating the night. The respons I go was

"you are very nice, but way to young and inexperienced for me"

so I guess Il have to keep on searching to get laid, ****

Dont let that get you down... Go get yourself another one and another and another thety are everywhere Pimp them ho's

[animal-inside]

is this not a sticky yet?

[mass junkie]

well finaly got a respons from her about repeating the night. The respons I go was

"you are very nice, but way to young and inexperienced for me"

so I guess Il have to keep on searching to get laid, ****

.....you should of nutted in her eye ........dont worry bro.......it was her way of making you think shes not a slut........have no fear ..You'll get a lil more slit before too long.....Just hire an escort and have her show you the ropes

[cpt steele]

.....you should of nutted in her eye ........dont worry bro.......it was her way of making you think shes not a slut........have no fear ..You'll get a lil more slit before too long.....Just hire an escort and have her show you the ropes

Hahahahaha

[Dude-Man]

it's a shame you didn't read any sex books before.. for girls to climax it's all about the clitoris.. penetration doesn't do very much for the majority of them. The best way to learn how to get a girl off is to watch them masturbate and learn from it.

[Kärnfysikern]

it's a shame you didn't read any sex books before.. for girls to climax it's all about the clitoris.. penetration doesn't do very much for the majority of them. The best way to learn how to get a girl off is to watch them masturbate and learn from it.

well a book aint much help when I cant find the **** thing

first time and in the middle of the night. Was so dark that I hardly could se my own dick

[SV-1]

well a book aint much help when I cant find the **** thing

first time and in the middle of the night. Was so dark that I hardly could se my own dick

Spend some time on this site and learn a little, it'll be worth it in the long run.

http://www.the-clitoris.com/f_html/fr_index.htm

[P Rock]

just remember tear that azz up, so that she can brag about you to her friends, and then you can twist them out too..

[hung-solo]

just remember tear that azz up, so that she can brag about you to her friends, and then you can twist them out too..

haha! AMEN BROTHA!

[dannyisaacs]

i think this has to be the longest thread ever. make it longer

[Kärnfysikern]

Spend some time on this site and learn a little, it'll be worth it in the long run.

http://www.the-clitoris.com/f_html/fr_index.htm

thanks for the site

[Marc Angelo]

Porud of you man, don't worry about her commnet, I am sure she is not interested in a **** buddy situation or just a relationship. Some girls just want to be treated rough and if you are too nice they are afraid you will fall for them or thye for you so they run as soon as they can,,,intimacy problems...

Oh well, congratulations... 1 less virgin in the world