Quote Originally Posted by TexasFitnessGirl
Man, I am going to get some **** for this.......


1. First and foremost, we are obligated to do it! We will gladly ablige any time you like.
2. Extension to rule #1 - When you get one, be grateful, if we know you really like it, guess what? You get it more.
3. We will watch the pornos so we can learn exactly what you like, as matter of fact pick out your favorite and we'll watch it with you.
4. Extension to rule #3 - Yes we will swallow, or drink it in a glass or funnel, or out of the ass end of a camel, if that's what you want us to do!!!
5. Our ears are whatever you want them to be.
6. Extension to rule #5 - push on top of our head. Deep throat has been done, but will always be enjoyable. Additionally, if you really WANT puke on your dick, okay, cool, something new and exciting?
7. it is OK to fart, big boys eat lots of protein, so we understand.
8. Having our period may mean that it's "hummer week" - please understand that we are bloated and we feel like **** so we may rather blow you just because we feel a little uncomfortable right now, if thats okay with you.
9. We will take extra Midol, if needed.
10. We don't want to pause to remove a pubic hair from our teeth, so let's just shave all that **** off. If you need help, we will shave your balls for you, if it will make you more comfortable, we will hold the razor in our teeth while we do it.
11. Asking us to go with you to play video games immediately afterwards is pretty cool, esp if it's Madden or Grand Theft Auto!
12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Enjoy the moment & be happy that we're good at it. We were only practicing to be with the best - YOU.
13. Yes it does taste good. And we will take our protein any way we get it - we're bodybuilders!
14. You can watch TV if you want to , but we promise - you won't want to.
15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, It is very appropriate to smile and gives us a gratifying look.
16. We love to start the day with a "kiss good morning".
Your the best...See I knew it was the right thing to let her know we would except whatever she had to say