Well, what the hell. This thread will entertain me for sure so why not post in it. I, however, will give you the why NOT me's instead of the why me's.

Why Big Green should never consider marrying me..... please, I have no confidence issues, I just don't play the game so please, laugh with me....

1) I'm married....in general this means you can't marry anybody else.
2) I'm single....but married? wtf?
3) I apparently have issues for the first time in my life, wouldn't wish a chick with issues on any guy.
4) I spend too much time in the gym...eventually that would piss you off.
5) I like fast cars and fast bikes...again, it'll piss you off.
6) I read like a fiend....3 or 5 books a week, no problem.
7) I eat too many egg whites....12 to 18 a day, something about the shells that will piss you off...
8) I don't sleep....good if you're up too but bad if you're tryin to sleep.
9) Redbull makes me crazy....again, good and bad depending on your mood
10) I like to watch WWE and action movies, quoting them before you can will piss you off.
11) I can't stand a mess
12) I'm fanatical about my car, gets detailed (by me) every week.
13) I like my music much too loud... "can't hear yourself think"
14) I have too many shoes.....yes, females do that
15) My job is stressful, professional, rewarding and makes me financially stable


there you go....