The Official "Marry BigGreen" Thread

[rambo]

MAN. Screw that pontificating prole-bait.

Have my children.

This is only my pre-application hopefully I won't have to go any further.

1. I love football
2. I love housework
3. I will obey your every command
4. I will cook every meal
5. I will pay all the bills
6. You can have sex whenever you want
7. You can go out with your friends whenever you want
8. You can have sex with whomever you want
9. I will think you are by far the sexiest man alive
10. I like football


Did I win?? and where is my ****ing set of free steak knives?

[BigGreen]

MAN. Screw that pontificating prole-bait.

Have my children.

Get off my thread.....i need to be married by the new year or I'll be deported.

[itsallmental]

Get off my thread.....i need to be married by the new year or I'll be deported.