bro are you ****ing kiding me, if some guy busted a load on my back, the last thing on my mind would be assult charges, i would be facing ****ing murder charges. you need to go to the nearsed hand gun store and buy and gun and wait for this guy in the shower. Next time he starts spanking off put two in the sick ****s head.....man with a name like chubby cox it wouldn't suprise me if you enjoyed things like that