how can i get a physique like scott weiland from velvet revolver?

[ross3814]

wow.. he's jacked!! anybody know his diet, workout routine?

[Mr. Death]

You don't need a workout routine or a good diet. Just heroin. Bro, what are you talking about? He is skin and bones. I hope this is a joke.

[kloter1]

haha good one.

[BigGreen]

wow.. he's jacked!! anybody know his diet, workout routine?

Follow the Rambo workout plan....pilates and jazzercise.

[rambo]

Follow the Rambo workout plan....pilates and jazzercise.

Or mow lawns, like BigGreen does to support his "chaw" habit.

[BigGreen]

Or mow lawns, like BigGreen does to support his "chaw" habit.

Actually, that no longer works now that my girlfriend bought me one of them 'thar riding lawn mowers for my birthday.

[rambo]

Actually, that no longer works now that my girlfriend bought me one of them 'thar riding lawn mowers for my birthday.

A. She's your cousin, not your girlfriend, although I suppose....
B. She can't afford that.

[BigGreen]

A. She's your cousin, not your girlfriend, although I suppose....
B. She can't afford that.

****, that's what I get for trying to pass a hot chick off as my girlfriend on the internet. Everyone gets called on it eventually.

Well, at least my cousin is hot; i can brag about that.

[ross3814]

You don't need a workout routine or a good diet. Just heroin. Bro, what are you talking about? He is skin and bones. I hope this is a joke.

yea, i was thinking heroin + no food for days will do it nicely.

[ross3814]

i think he is the most unhealthiest dudes i have ever seen. it looks like you can pick his limbs off of him like a chicken wing.

[rambo]

BigGreen loves his family reunion. All the chicks there put out big time.

[ross3814]

BigGreen loves his family reunion. All the chicks there put out big time.

that's awesome! my family reunions are like that too.

[BigGreen]

BigGreen loves his family reunion. All the chicks there put out big time.

Green is not a good color on you my friend. I can't help it if my cousin and girlfriend are both HAWT or that the Bush twins both want me....but no need to be hater.

[rambo]

Green is not a good color.

That's correct. Only the most inferior of academic institutions use the color green in their emblem.

[BigGreen]

That's correct. Only the most inferior of academic institutions use the color green in their emblem.

Ummmm....TULANE? How quickly you disregard Tulane. Foolish mortal.

[rambo]

Foolish mortal.

I am Tiger Woods.

[rambo]

I said maybe I miss your lovin',
I said maybe I miss your kiss,
Just a little bit.
Maybe I miss your body,
Lyin' right next to mine,
Maybe I miss your touch,
Just a little too much.

[BigGreen]

I said maybe I miss your lovin',
I said maybe I miss your kiss,
Just a little bit.
Maybe I miss your body,
Lyin' right next to mine,
Maybe I miss your touch,
Just a little too much.

I HEART BARBRA BUSH

[AnabolicAlien]

for me to get that body i'd have to go on a water diet for a few months and stop working out. heroin would help.

A.A.