Originally posted by LittleMeth
I heard somewhere that if you inject butter or margerine with your gear it will last longer in your system. Is this true?How would you go about doing this?
I can think of at least half-a-dozen clever responses to an hysterical question like this. But to offer up any of them would imply a legitimacy to the question.

In fact, I'd have to say that this is the most warped question I've ever seen on this board, second only to the guy on another board who asked about giving himself butt injections in the sphincter muscle.

Sorry, LittleMeth, but I have to be up front because someonewho reads your question may actually take it seriously and try it. Kids, the answer is no - it is not true that injecting butter or margerine (if you could manage it) with your gear will do anything but clog your body up with crap and possibly kill you. Don't try it at home or anywhere else. Ever.
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(Damn . . . I just know that when I butter my toast later this morning, I'm gonna start laughing my ass off.)