Originally Posted by BigMike J
why do all americans think us brits have bad teeth?
i swear its ever since Austin powers came out
LOOK WE DONT HAVE BAD TEETH - AUSTIN POWERS IS A JOKE NOT A REAL LIFE STORY
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happy birthday Messy
Originally Posted by BigMike J
why do all americans think us brits have bad teeth?
i swear its ever since Austin powers came out
LOOK WE DONT HAVE BAD TEETH - AUSTIN POWERS IS A JOKE NOT A REAL LIFE STORY
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happy birthday Messy
Happy Birthday Messy & Maraxus....
You old fart hahah JJ... 20's a great age...one more year and I can go to the US and drink the watered down horse piss they call beerhaha jj
Happy birthday to both of you.
Gettn old bro! haha keep up the good work![]()
Happy B-Day to you both!!!
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thanks guys!
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1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Thanks, hope your feeling betterOriginally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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all euros do have bad teeth...all of em..everyone in england needs a dentist. austin powers had great teeth compared to that nation..haha messy finally has hair on his balls..so go shave em
wanna help?Originally Posted by Decadbal
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u know it
lol thats sooo wrongOriginally Posted by Decadbal
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lol.. **** i was not even thinking of Austin Powers.. lmfao.Originally Posted by G-Force
I guess you guys got it bad when he made it to the movies ey.
I was thinking Chris Tucker in Rush Hour
I'll help you pic the hair of your little nuts MessyOriginally Posted by MESSY_UK
Let me go find the tweezers.
thats just wrong bro, youve gone too far now, thats just disgusting. you make me sick.Originally Posted by BigMike J
you asked for helpOriginally Posted by MESSY_UK
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i hope you didn't think i was serious.. sicko.
dont let him messy, he begged me to let him shave my balls for months, and i finally let him.....i was chilling there watching tv while he was doing his thing, then i look down, and the fvcker was licking my nuts!!!!! I kicked him out and he stayed on the porch for like 3 hours begging for a second chance.Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
Happy birthday bro
1984... man I was 15 back then! Ah man high school... long hair... the movie Ghostbusters... Van Halen is at it's pinnacle... The Terminator (a B movie few people knew about) comes out... and of course everyone is talking about George Orwells prophecies.
Ahhh the good old days! 1984 was indeed a good vintage
Red
Thanks bro, **** your oldOriginally Posted by Red Ketchup
j/k
a part of me was hoping you were seriousOriginally Posted by BigMike J
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Def getting there. Gonna try and get back in the gym tomorrow.Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
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1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Good! Take it easy! Speak to ya ltrOriginally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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