Who here advocates marriage?

[MrMondodondo]

Fellas,

Let's get back to the point....

marriage is a wonderful thing. My wife look like a goddess on our wedding night. Our first born was miraculous. I like being married. The sessions at the marriage counselor are just amazing..... It is so much fun. Dealing with the hormonal changes really allow me to get in touch with "her" feelings.
Listening to EVERY part of her day is also quite enjoyable. Watching ballgames all day on a rainy Saturday is way over exaggerated, especially when "the lazy bastard" never helps with the Laundry and always sits on his fat ass except when he's going to the gym. I used to like my friends, I know realize they are all just degenerates. Her friends are much more emotionally supportive and understanding. Hunting used to be fun, now why does Bambi have to die???? I try to teachmy son how to be a "man" but actually I'm just turning him into another emtionless desensitised jock. I still like sex tho.
I mean me and my girlfriend really like gettin it on to porn.(right hand girlfriend). It's even better when my goddess catches us at the computer.
If I stay out a little late and don't call I now realize that I am not being a suitable husband or father. If she stays out late I know now to accept it because I do not want to smother her. I used to surf a few mornings a week. But, it has been apparent that if I have time to surf I should be making breakfast and helping get the kids to school.
Divorce would be cool, but I actually LIKE to eat. See I'm in California and after 10 years of marriage your SCREWED.
I do still love her. I always will. Would I do it again???? At this stage of my life.....F*ck NO! Should you if your young......absolutely you should.
We need to continue to destroy the maleness that we have and become more effeminate. So do it....at least once.
If you are married blissfully like me, buy her the books by Laura Slessinger "The proper care and feeding of husbands" and Woman Power. These are great for us guys.(No Sh1t)
Well I should get back to work now cause the kids need clothes, she needs to get her nails done and a few new pairs of shoes.
Now if this rambling dialogue doesn't clear things up nothing will.

Married 16+ still in love and still miserable.......depending on the day

[seanw]

Fellas,

Let's get back to the point....

marriage is a wonderful thing. My wife look like a goddess on our wedding night. Our first born was miraculous. I like being married. The sessions at the marriage counselor are just amazing..... It is so much fun. Dealing with the hormonal changes really allow me to get in touch with "her" feelings.
Listening to EVERY part of her day is also quite enjoyable. Watching ballgames all day on a rainy Saturday is way over exaggerated, especially when "the lazy bastard" never helps with the Laundry and always sits on his fat ass except when he's going to the gym. I used to like my friends, I know realize they are all just degenerates. Her friends are much more emotionally supportive and understanding. Hunting used to be fun, now why does Bambi have to die???? I try to teachmy son how to be a "man" but actually I'm just turning him into another emtionless desensitised jock. I still like sex tho.
I mean me and my girlfriend really like gettin it on to porn.(right hand girlfriend). It's even better when my goddess catches us at the computer.
If I stay out a little late and don't call I now realize that I am not being a suitable husband or father. If she stays out late I know now to accept it because I do not want to smother her. I used to surf a few mornings a week. But, it has been apparent that if I have time to surf I should be making breakfast and helping get the kids to school.
Divorce would be cool, but I actually LIKE to eat. See I'm in California and after 10 years of marriage your SCREWED.
I do still love her. I always will. Would I do it again???? At this stage of my life.....F*ck NO! Should you if your young......absolutely you should.
We need to continue to destroy the maleness that we have and become more effeminate. So do it....at least once.
If you are married blissfully like me, buy her the books by Laura Slessinger "The proper care and feeding of husbands" and Woman Power. These are great for us guys.(No Sh1t)
Well I should get back to work now cause the kids need clothes, she needs to get her nails done and a few new pairs of shoes.
Now if this rambling dialogue doesn't clear things up nothing will.

Married 16+ still in love and still miserable.......depending on the day

Mondo this is brilliant, and oh so fuking true. ROFL