Best pick up line

[needmorestrength]

Hahaha Ok I walking around the bar last night talking to hotties.. I just came up with the idea to ask this "have you seen Napolean Dynomite" hahaha omg it was the best conversation starter ever, ended up with 6 numbers, and had some interesting convo's

[Duck of Death]

Hahaha Ok I walking around the bar last night talking to hotties.. I just came up with the idea to ask this "have you seen Napolean Dynomite" hahaha omg it was the best conversation starter ever, ended up with 6 numbers, and had some interesting convo's

.....I dunno, I always had the best luck with, "Hi, my names ______, I came over to talk to you because you look interesting to me."

Surprising what a little sincerity can do, and it weeds out the idiots...

[GQplaya]

What usually works 4 me is i jus go up to chic and say "lets get out of here and bang" work every time

[Red Ketchup]

What usually works 4 me is i jus go up to chic and say "lets get out of here and bang" work every time

Is that after you offer her a ruffie-colada?

Your name wouldn't be Quagmire woud it?

Red

[GREENMACHINE]

Is that after you offer her a ruffie-colada?

Your name wouldn't be Quagmire woud it?

Red

The new serie on over there yet. Can't wait for it here.
Back on topic.

I think chat up lines are corny.

I burst out laughin the other night at the line I heard a guy using on a bird he wouldn't have a chance with anyway.


It went like this. 'scuse me u seen a computer store, cos I lost my floppy.
She punhed him square in the jaw and the guy started crying, it was hilarios.

[Bryan2]

giggedy giggedy giggedy

[asymmetrical1]

What usually works 4 me is i jus go up to chic and say "lets get out of here and bang" work every time

that will get you bitch slapped 9/10 times, but 1 out of 10 will take you up on it

[rixyroids]

i dont need a chat up line, seems by just saying hi and introducing myself the girls love it.....

most likely because im living in england and my northern ireland accent is the worlds sexiest accent by a mile!!!

irish bulldog will back me up on that one!

[Testsubject]

that will get you bitch slapped 9/10 times, but 1 out of 10 will take you up on it

Yeah, and the one that takes you up on it you wish never did.

[johnsomebody]

My fave is "You don't sweat much for a fat girl."

[GQplaya]

My fave is "You don't sweat much for a fat girl."

[SplinterCell]

that will get you bitch slapped 9/10 times, but 1 out of 10 will take you up on it

Being the gambling man that I am I would love to play those odd's

[Psychotron]

My fave is "You don't sweat much for a fat girl."

For a fat chick you got small tits.

[Jantzen4k]

Is that after you offer her a ruffie-colada?

Your name wouldn't be Quagmire woud it?

Red

HAHAHHAHAHAHA.

brilliant

[Jantzen4k]

GQplaya, do you look like this?

[BARLOW]

haha

[Monkeytown]

GQplaya, do you look like this?

I friggin' love Quagmire!!!!!!!!!!!

[FRANK WHITE]

For a fat chick you got small tits.

[FRANK WHITE]

My fave is "You don't sweat much for a fat girl."

[biglouie250]

"nice shoes wanna fvck?" or just run up and say "skeet skeet skeet!!" they love that

[needmorestrength]

GQplaya, do you look like this?

hahahaha lmao oh no haha

[max2extreme]

We did this at the beach a lot...

Friend walks to girl layin out and says: Excuse me. See that guy over there (points to me, waves, and I wave back)

Girl: um, yea...(looking annoyed, waiting for the "he wanted me to ask you...")

but instead, friend says: Well, he wanted me to come ask you if you thought I was cute.

Girl: at first like whatever, then catches on and confused says: what?

Friend: yea, he wanted to know if you thought I was cute, i mean he wants to know, not me.


Usually the girls started giggling a little and ALWAYS worked, good ice breaker, and not the typical line, though it makes you think it is.

[Elysium]

"Hey"


Seems to work perfect

[HeavyHitter]

We did this at the beach a lot...

Friend walks to girl layin out and says: Excuse me. See that guy over there (points to me, waves, and I wave back)

Girl: um, yea...(looking annoyed, waiting for the "he wanted me to ask you...")

but instead, friend says: Well, he wanted me to come ask you if you thought I was cute.

Girl: at first like whatever, then catches on and confused says: what?

Friend: yea, he wanted to know if you thought I was cute, i mean he wants to know, not me.


Usually the girls started giggling a little and ALWAYS worked, good ice breaker, and not the typical line, though it makes you think it is.

thats actually pretty intersting.... will be stored in my repitoir....

I always go with the ol.... "How you doin" Joey Tribianni.... my hero!!! hahaha

[needmorestrength]

"Hey"


Seems to work perfect

Yea but messy were going after females not horses and men

[taiboxa]

So.. being a Slow Fat Kid .. what pickup line should i use?

[HeavyHitter]

So.. being a Slow Fat Kid .. what pickup line should i use?

Go with Hellboy's line.... "i can guarantee you this.... i'll always be this good-lookin" hahaha then do a ton of steroids!!!

[taiboxa]

so i get better looking.. i see .. thats brilliant

[needmorestrength]

Go with Hellboy's line.... "i can guarantee you this.... i'll always be this good-lookin" hahaha then do a ton of steroids!!!

lmao good idea

[PaRiS2005]

I know that would get me talkin Needmore...I love that damm movie

[HeavyHitter]

I know that would get me talkin Needmore...I love that damm movie

Hey Paris...

How YOU doin....

[imann]

fvck getting the #...take the sl*t home and show her what that hole between her legs is for....seriously i rarely take #'s unless they are exceptionaly hot and are not talking about a one nighter. the wierdiest sh*t works, but being jacked is always a plus...peace bros

[Rob]

fvck getting the #...take the sl*t home and show her what that hole between her legs is for....seriously i rarely take #'s unless they are exceptionaly hot and are not talking about a one nighter. the wierdiest sh*t works, but being jacked is always a plus...peace bros

[solid-d]

Is that after you offer her a ruffie-colada?

Your name wouldn't be Quagmire woud it?

Red

What WHat?? someone want me???

[Cycleon]

fvck getting the #...take the sl*t home and show her what that hole between her legs is for....seriously i rarely take #'s unless they are exceptionaly hot and are not talking about a one nighter. the wierdiest sh*t works, but being jacked is always a plus...peace bros

I can only imagine where we get all these super studs - how lucky we are

I am just waiting for "this is how I got all the biatches on the beech with my slammin bod" thread from this one - oh PLEASE dont dissapoint, that one was so funny till the guy ran away

[needmorestrength]

I can only imagine where we get all these super studs - how lucky we are

I am just waiting for "this is how I got all the biatches on the beech with my slammin bod" thread from this one - oh PLEASE dont dissapoint, that one was so funny till the guy ran away

LMAO surley you know everyones huge online right? and picks up the HOTTEST girls!!!

[needmorestrength]

I know that would get me talkin Needmore...I love that damm movie

Hahah its so tru, its such a great conversation piece

[needmorestrength]

Hey Paris...

How YOU doin....

Back off haha jj

[Lobsterman]

You got skim milk in those tits ? Just fookin around LOL

[seanw]

i dont need a chat up line, seems by just saying hi and introducing myself the girls love it.....

most likely because im living in england and my northern ireland accent is the worlds sexiest accent by a mile!!!

irish bulldog will back me up on that one!

Yeah, to a Lepricorn maybe !