Omg yesterdays ambien trip @ school was so ****ing fun and hilarious!
FIRST PILL
ok. The class before lunch I got 6 ambien. In class I took 1/2 and then 5 minutes later I took another half (10 mg's total now). I was feeling it good in about 10 minutes and I started asking random questions and asking about internships in mexico and kept wanting to help clean out the fridge(there really was a girl cleaning out a fridge in class lol).
Then I decided to get out of class and asked to go to the bathroom and the teacher gave me a speach about emergency one time passes or something and i just told her it was an emergency and went on my mary way.
I walked to the bathroom and kept feeling like I was falling forward but I wasnt (hard to explain). I walked by a classroom infront of the bathroom (computer class) and the teacher seemed to be talking about child molestation or something of the like.
In front of the bathroom is a dasani(water) machine. I decided i'd get a drink and put my money in and pressed the button....when I went to get the bottle I fell right on my ass somehow and scared the people watching.
I dont really remember taking the ****...but I know it was a crazy time lol. I remember pooping and all and then I fell over while wipeing(sp) and the toilet roll flew in the air, hit the ceiling, and came back down straight at my head, and then I did a split second matrix dodge and then it bounce off the ground and into the toilet lmao , it tripped me up so bad. I also plugged the toilet up and kept flushing it because I thought it was so hillarious that the water was spraying out of the toilet flushing handle's fixture. I think I put about an inch of water onto the floor with my flushing lol.
Well went back to class and I had been gone for an astonishing 20 minutes and then class ended about 5 minutes later (don't remember walking back lol).
Ok, now I got to lunch, said hi to my x-gf(i love her and want her back :'(...) and then went to lunch and tried to get back that 25 $ I got ripped. The dude I know who knows all the dealers in that group saw the guy I was talking about and was just like "Lets go man, dont mess with him" ...and well im just gonna forget about it and move on. I sold my boy brandon an amb. and he got tripped the hell up. Lunch ended and I met this cool chick cammi and hung out with her for a few minutes, then the late bell rang.
BEGINING OF 2ND PILL
Ok, when lunch ended to the time I got into my next class was 30 minutes...I was 30 minutes late...and the ****ed up thing is I have no clue where I was during this time and What I was doing. But when I started to remember again (i was still tripping at this point btw) I was around my x's class and looked around and saw the window (in)to my class. I thought to myself
(*_*).o0(ok...that looks like a direct route)
I went to the open window, threw in my water, then my notebook, then my book bag, and then tried to climb into the window.
But for this class we had a substitute, so i'm really sorry I had to put her threw this lol. I stuck my head in the window and she was like "what the hell are you doing" (Oh...I was late to class, I was just coming in....to learn) "why didn't you go around to the door?" (I thought this would be quicker) " well come in then ".
The most I remember out of this class is the teacher saying "ok I know your ****ed up, and it's better for you to be here calmed down then to be with the cops,security, or in lock out, so just sit down" ... she told me to put my pants on about 3-4 times....they were never off so I was confused....Someone told me to read a poem to the class so I walked up to the podium while the teacher was talking about something and started talking(this is "creative writing" by the way). She made me sit down , went to the phone and was looking up numbers...this made me really scared lol. I remember someone yelling saying I was so ****ed up...I kept tryin to hook up wit this chick hannah while someone kept calling her a slut,,,,and yea....I was completely tripping during this class.
I also ended up making a travel brochure about "hot dog island" where you can lay on your hotdog, bite it if you get hungry, and have a 1st hand view of the exclusive bbq pit lol. I also freaked because I didn't tell the teach. my name and she kept calling me by it like she knew me....my reg. teacher knows im a druggy and probly told her that if someone seemed really ****ed up it was me lol. Well then the class ended.
My next class was ****ty, I got bitched out for putting my head down a few times and apparantly I kept yelling out random comments...the only one I remember is "all roads lead to johanasburg means that thats where the party's at!"....the teacher called my mom and my x's mom....I dont know why she needed to call hers and link us 2 together but now my x is getting switched outta that class
... well that was my trip and man did it kick ass! cant wait till tommorow to do it again
hehe....
P.s BOOJUM! YOUR A PIMP
P.p.S sky rockets in flight...afternoon delight
P.p.P.s OK, i know this should go in experiences but I
really dont think many people read the forum and
I think this is too funny to be wasted like that
so please dont remove it (im ****ed up now 2) Bye
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Originally Posted by Psychotron
