threesomes

[drunk7daysaweek]

I've never had a 3some, and this is one of the reasons why

Internet threesome goes wrong when third party ends up being man

Anyone here had a threesome? Was it worth it?

[palme]

Talon has some great threesome stories posted.

[BigGreen]

"I was lying on the couch naked, spread eagle style like I said I would be in my email to Kelly. Then the door opens and in walks an ungroomed, fat slob of a man. ‘Hi, Kelly here’ he says. Then it dawned on me that Kelly was a man!”

No, skank, that was your boyfriend's reflection in the mirror, as, judging from the picture, anyone you'd classify as slovenly fat would be unable to be transported to your no doubt ****ty third floor apartment in a three family unit. And you should be thankful a man walked in...three pairs of hooters in one threesome is too much unless it's for porn purposes.

[BARLOW]

haha thats great

[stocky121]

now that's some sick ****

[Lozgod]

I love when one fat person calls another fat person fat.

[irongryph]

I'm a little hesitant about online dating. One time, I had a woman who told me online that she was in shape and liked to workout. I thought that this gal was going to look like a fitness chick. She sent me her picture, and it look like the only workout she had been doing was walking back and forth to the buffet at the Western Sizzler.

[Explosive215]

I'm a little hesitant about online dating. One time, I had a woman who told me online that she was in shape and liked to workout. I thought that this gal was going to look like a fitness chick. She sent me her picture, and it look like the only workout she had been doing was walking back and forth to the buffet at the Western Sizzler.

[drunk7daysaweek]

why do fat guys get the hot chicks? makes no sense

[J-Dogg]

Girls are more intrested in power, money and the person than looks. Guys are the exact opposite. Looks play a role, but Donald Trump keeps nailing super modles for a reason.

[Lozgod]

why do fat guys get the hot chicks? makes no sense

I don't think it happens that often, I see more hot chicks with twig boys.

[Vito_Gatti]

That was quite possibly one of the stupidest things I have ever read. That's a bull**** story, and I feel dumber for reading it.

[drunk7daysaweek]

I don't think it happens that often, I see more hot chicks with twig boys.

not me, I always see the lard arse handle-bar mustache's with the model-types

[BUBBA74]

[Pale Horse]

I have had a few threesomes, with 2 girls, it was fun , one time my buddy and I banged this chick at the same time, it was weird, mainly because the bastard was hung like horse and made Vic Jr seem inferior! This guy was so big she sreamed for him to stop because he was tearin it up. I'm still scarred over that one.

[hung-solo]

I have had a few threesomes, with 2 girls, it was fun , one time my buddy and I banged this chick at the same time, it was weird, mainly because the bastard was hung like horse and made Vic Jr seem inferior! This guy was so big she sreamed for him to stop because he was tearin it up. I'm still scarred over that one.

hahahahahhahahahah oh **** i am in tears hahahaha vic is part of the "itty bitty weener comittee" hahaha hung like gnat huh vic? hahahahahah oh ****t this is too much.. ......... for the record i banged a chick one time with one of my friends. hell she was our friend too hahahaha what a slut. it was fun though.

[co2boi]

Man if I walked in and that fat fuker was sitting on my girl whacking off, I'd drop kick his ass

[Pale Horse]

Hung this guy was like 9" AND and it was as thick as someone wrist, it was ****ing scary looking. I have no shame on that one, this guy coulda been in pornos, the chick was terrified of it.

[hung-solo]

Hung this guy was like 9" AND and it was as thick as someone wrist, it was ****ing scary looking. I have no shame on that one, this guy coulda been in pornos, the chick was terrified of it.

holy ****, i would have ran and screemed too hahahahaha. jesus thats a big pecker. i thought mine was pretty good. ****

[Pale Horse]

no dude it was embarassing for sure but , it was like a freak show, she wouldn't let him finish becase he was hurting her. Up until then we had hung out and he was getting all of these chicks, he wasn't built or even that good looking, I was like what's going on? How is he getting these women? Chicks must spread the word, he dated chicks that were all friends of friends etc...none of them cared that he dated their best friends, they must have passed on the info.

[hung-solo]

no dude it was embarassing for sure but , it was like a freak show, she wouldn't let him finish becase he was hurting her. Up until then we had hung out and he was getting all of these chicks, he wasn't built or even that good looking, I was like what's going on? How is he getting these women? Chicks must spread the word, he dated chicks that were all friends of friends etc...none of them cared that he dated their best friends, they must have passed on the info.

haha thats how i get laid most of the time hahahaha.. i bet she didnt even feel you vic

[HeavyHitter]

ive had many threesomes, and even a fivesome, i guess after a 3some you just call it an orgy. Anyway, once this whoooaah from college gave me and my 2 friends BJ's at the same time.... that was funny!!

[Pale Horse]

**** hung, I got one look at the python and said **** this, I just watched, the funny thing is she wanted to screw me and I said no then she said she'd do us both if I would screw her ( I am devastatingly handsome, and modest ) She threw his ass out of bed cause it was hurting and told me to c'mon wit it!

[Pale Horse]

the best one was when I screwed my ex-girlfriend and my bosses wife at the same time

[co2boi]

the best one was when I screwed my ex-girlfriend and my bosses wife at the same time

That's badass bro.

[hung-solo]

the best one was when I screwed my ex-girlfriend and my bosses wife at the same time

details please

[Pale Horse]

Okay, I was in town and my ex-girlfriend called me and wanted to meet of for some drinks. She was a stripper at the most upscale club in Indianapolis (very hot). So I met her at that club and my bosses wife was with her, they were friends. We went into a place in town with a bar evry 10 feet and started drinking at around noon.

Well both of these girls were hot , my bosses wife was an ex-stripper. We started getting pretty buzzed and they were both hanging on me and kissing on me, and grabbing my package in front of the whole bar, then they started sucking face with each other and jumped up on the bar and flashed their tits and were kissing and grinding on each other. All the girls hated them , they jumped off the bar and were all over me, all the guys hated me! (jealousy)

This went on all nite at many diff clubs, I felt like a rock star! They are both really hot, with killer bodies. At the end of the evening my ex said to me I shouldn't do this but I'm going to go back to your room with you and fvck your brains out. My bosses wife was like I wanna go too! I wanna eat your Pus*y while he watches.

Anyway we got back to the room they tore of their clothes, hit a 69, whipped out vibrators from thier purses and were goin nuts. I jump up and hit my bosses wife from behind and she was screaming for it. The funny thing is that we hate each other , always did, but it made banging her all that much better I pounded her with a vengance, anyway we did all kinds of positions, anything you could think of, it was a dream come true.

[hung-solo]

Okay, I was in town and my ex-girlfriend called me and wanted to meet of for some drinks. She was a stripper at the most upscale club in Indianapolis (very hot). So I met her at that club and my bosses wife was with her, they were friends. We went into a place in town with a bar evry 10 feet and started drinking at around noon.

Well both of these girls were hot , my bosses wife was an ex-stripper. We started getting pretty buzzed and they were both hanging on me and kissing on me, and grabbing my package in front of the whole bar, then they started sucking face with each other and jumped up on the bar and flashed their tits and were kissing and grinding on each other. All the girls hated them , they jumped off the bar and were all over me, all the guys hated me! (jealousy)

This went on all nite at many diff clubs, I felt like a rock star! They are both really hot, with killer bodies. At the end of the evening my ex said to me I shouldn't do this but I'm going to go back to your room with you and fvck your brains out. My bosses wife was like I wanna go too! I wanna eat your Pus*y while he watches.

Anyway we got back to the room they tore of their clothes, hit a 69, whipped out vibrators from thier purses and were goin nuts. I jump up and hit my bosses wife from behind and she was screaming for it. The funny thing is that we hate each other , always did, but it made banging her all that much better I pounded her with a vengance, anyway we did all kinds of positions, anything you could think of, it was a dream come true.

sweet jesus!! vic you are my hero now! all those **** you's and cock face remarks ill take back........................na **** you vic hahahaha i am tearing up now i have to go

[Juggernaut]

I've done it a time or two. It was fun, sort of, trying to keep two women pleased wears a guy thin. One is way more than enough to handle at a time, imho.

[Pale Horse]

Hung back in the day pops here had it goin on, there is much more where that came from

[Pale Horse]

nah............it's like tag team wrestling

[Lozgod]

Time for me to chime in with my $0.02

Threesomes are neat. They are like twosomes with another girl.

[hung-solo]

Hung back in the day pops here had it goin on, there is much more where that came from

haha i hear ya bro! thank god for cialis right? haha

[seanw]

Okay, I was in town and my ex-girlfriend called me and wanted to meet of for some drinks. She was a stripper at the most upscale club in Indianapolis (very hot). So I met her at that club and my bosses wife was with her, they were friends. We went into a place in town with a bar evry 10 feet and started drinking at around noon.

Well both of these girls were hot , my bosses wife was an ex-stripper. We started getting pretty buzzed and they were both hanging on me and kissing on me, and grabbing my package in front of the whole bar, then they started sucking face with each other and jumped up on the bar and flashed their tits and were kissing and grinding on each other. All the girls hated them , they jumped off the bar and were all over me, all the guys hated me! (jealousy)

This went on all nite at many diff clubs, I felt like a rock star! They are both really hot, with killer bodies. At the end of the evening my ex said to me I shouldn't do this but I'm going to go back to your room with you and fvck your brains out. My bosses wife was like I wanna go too! I wanna eat your Pus*y while he watches.

Anyway we got back to the room they tore of their clothes, hit a 69, whipped out vibrators from thier purses and were goin nuts. I jump up and hit my bosses wife from behind and she was screaming for it. The funny thing is that we hate each other , always did, but it made banging her all that much better I pounded her with a vengance, anyway we did all kinds of positions, anything you could think of, it was a dream come true.

Fvck Vic, I just found out my Test levels are fine, I just sprang a boner reading that sheit

[hung-solo]

Fvck Vic, I just found I my Test levels are fine, I just sprang a boner reading that sheit

ok guys if you are wacking off to this thread, YOU HAVE PROBLEMS!

[seanw]

ok guys if you are wacking off to this thread, YOU HAVE PROBLEMS!

Ok I have problems

[Pale Horse]

I'll start Vics Forums............

[seanw]

I'll start Vics Forums............

Yeah do it. I could contribute quite a few of my Asian experiences

[Pale Horse]

Maybe they could mead me a mod of the "adult" reading forum

[jc3]

I've about done it all. My wife and I are pretty open and adventurous sexually. We are into about anything (excluding bathroom sh*t). Have had a ton of fun and no real bad experiences....just gotta be thorough when searching for other playmates....

JC