That's a beauty idea...we could have a saluu fan club section. I'm down.Originally Posted by KINGKONG
That's a beauty idea...we could have a saluu fan club section. I'm down.Originally Posted by KINGKONG
You forgot the best one...."I guess Iam just a riod monkey in a hens blitz" saluu...Still havn't found out WTF a hens blitz is...Originally Posted by jbol
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I think he meant weapons inspecter Hans Blitz...Originally Posted by KINGKONG
hey u guys hijackes saluus thread...this was baout his problems and opening a vial...and u turend it into the fan club thread....i belive that the roid monkey is not pleased by this and probably very upset...lol...also notce how the newbies tried to like bash saluu because they do not know of his roid monkey status...
at the wedding...unloading barrels on everyoneOriginally Posted by West Coast All Star
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and if youre not down then refer to the roid monkey policyOriginally Posted by Juddman
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He doenst usually show up until the evening. I dont even want to know what he does during the day...besides teach young Chinese girls how to drive apparently.
Originally Posted by bigrob33
we'll probably read about him in the paper. Headlines will read "Roid Monkey Goes Bananas At Wedding"
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Imagine the fun...I have to meet the canadian monkey...The fan section would take up 3/4 the church or barn or wherever they have wedding in saluu town....What if he's the biggest pimp you have ever met...Saluu your mom said she was going hook me up with your sister...HaHa Big SaluuOriginally Posted by Juddman
I wasn't sure...Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
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I teach alot of young chinese girls how to drive stickOriginally Posted by Juddman
Me and saluu have alot in common...
bigrob, i think i am falling in love with your avatar. Is that wrong?
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lol...on too many levelsOriginally Posted by West Coast All Star
lmfao!!Originally Posted by jbol
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yeah, and tell them about the "no refunds and suck it" policyOriginally Posted by Juddman
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Originally Posted by KINGKONG
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man i keep getting more-and-more awestruck with the King.
dude man is in for his knowledge also axe is in as well saluu welcomes you guys the great one has been added in too congrats monkeys. you guys officiall are juice monkeys. peace out. love juice or die. mutant has also been added in .
Good work guys, you deserve it! As President, I welcome you.Originally Posted by saluu
Fvckin Honor..I feel a tear in my eye..Saluu is going have his own cult of juiced out monsters doing his bidding..If we can understand it..Originally Posted by Juddman
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Welcome to all the new members from the vice president here at the saluu fan club headquarters.![]()
king kong well be incharge of security operations for the monkey and make sure newbies respect the roid monkey. welcome king kong i always enjoy your posts and jbol is da man. meso in charge of my public image. lac is in charge of my fan feedback and my suck it policy. bdtr is my godfather. and money boss hustla is the guy that cleans up my **** once i get off the toilet . basically janitoirial work.
to all newbies if your not down with roid monkey than suck it.max payne has been added because i love his avatar
Still some hard feelings I see....Originally Posted by saluu
Im speechlessOriginally Posted by saluu
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You let me know the who and where and consider them terminated sir..Originally Posted by saluu
I will make the noobs lick the **** off your monkey paw...
Thank you for this honor sir...
im over it peace money boss well guys im busy with this much test im horny as well so im on my favourite website www.gangbangsquad.com it has four guys banging a chick me , meso, jbol, and bdtr in da house banging this chick check it out
What kind of role am I expected to play as President saluu? Something important I assume...I can be the front for the company if you need it, the shady guy you see making speeches and that kind of thing. I dont actually do anything, just try and talk a lot and make us look like a reputable company.
Have fun spanking the monkey saluuOriginally Posted by saluu
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Roid monkey should try synthol.
Originally Posted by KINGKONG
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what you do is make the saluu fan club look good jbol as president and tell them about our suck it policy and meet up with lac bodybuilder for that who is in charge of security and last resort send him to bdtr. Tell newbies low doses suck go high or go home and tell them that tribulus is for babies . tell them now that m1t is banned it is time for needle up the ass time. i wanna see them piss out monkey piss if your urine is nice and clear not good enough you have to have dark piss this is known as monkey piss and it has distinct roid monkey odour. and if you jack off your cum should be dry so we know your juice up monkey. and pump your girlfriends 3 times a day tie them up with a blind fold and then inject them up the ass. do it monkey style or go home. To all my fans my pictures well be coming soon after the cycle is done . trust me when you see my you will be saying bdtr is a child compared to saluu the lion.
Will someone lock this... its full of a bunch of post whores!!![]()
Damm, times are changing quick these days...I havent even done anything yet and I got demoted...Originally Posted by saluu
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Me too,I lost my head security job already..Okay Iam just whoring away...Originally Posted by Juddman
But I still love you saluu...
Already a promotion..........woooooohooooooooooo how about that I went from vice president to president in 1 day.Originally Posted by saluu
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Sorry Juddman........Im sure there will be a new president tomarrow at which time I will be crushed.Originally Posted by Juddman
This is a joke...I held off from other opportunities because I had this position locked. Screw this, I'm actually pretty pissed off. I'm going to apply for the SwoleCat fan club president position I think. He's a reasonable guy..he will give the Juddman a chance...Originally Posted by jbol
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No......After thinking about it,President is too much responsibility for me.....I would like to retain my position as vice president........Saluu,I think Juddman is the right man for the job.I ask you to give him his position back as president.Originally Posted by Juddman
I don't know jbol, I'm just devastated..I don't know if I can come back like this, in shame like this.
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