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    Dr Vandoo, now taking questions!

    Doc Phil Vandoo is now taking your personal question involving your problems in your relationship, you just ask and I shall reply with the best of my "un'knowledge.

    Doc doodoo.


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    my gf has a dick bigger than me, wuts up with this dr.vandoo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BARLOW
    my gf has a dick bigger than me, wuts up with this dr.vandoo?

    She's a man or some fake canadian fag! Get yourself a new gf, if she /he comeback hire BDTR as bodyguard.

    322

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    Only smooth pimps ride in Chevy Trailblazers: true or untrue?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aboot
    Only smooth pimps ride in Chevy Trailblazers: true or untrue?

    No, smooth pimp rides some fakeass Escalade, real pimp drive a Trailblazer, atleast I can park it all overtown and delivers my hoes around the block yo!

    322 doc

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    Your wisdom is much appreciated, 322 style.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aboot
    Your wisdom is much appreciated, 322 style.

    see BDTR for billing!

    NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!

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    i dumped her..... this girl i got with now.... shes amazing.... but i dunno...... she likes to bite my dick HARD and it hurts! i bled to death almost . wut should i do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BARLOW
    i dumped her..... this girl i got with now.... shes amazing.... but i dunno...... she likes to bite my dick HARD and it hurts! i bled to death almost . wut should i do?

    Take a baseball bat and hit axe three time a day, should do wonder!

    Doc doodoo

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    i have a big penis and it hurts my gf and her mate wat do i do dr.phil?

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    Quote Originally Posted by irish bulldog
    i have a big penis and it hurts my gf and her mate wat do i do dr.phil?

    Get a bigger gerbil dude.

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    who am I doc?

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    Quote Originally Posted by irish bulldog
    i have a big penis and it hurts my gf and her mate wat do i do dr.phil?

    Think about bouncer while doing it, it should reduce the erection by half!

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    OK, you guys leave me no choice.











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    Can you drink winny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
    Think about bouncer while doing it, it should reduce the erection by half!

    ha ha good advise i think that will work,think bakini

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    okkk doc......
    deer keep humping my dog, what should i do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BARLOW
    okkk doc......
    deer keep humping my dog, what should i do.

    Introduce a cat and do a 3some, should bring some stimulus to the couple, never enough pussies!

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    Doc Vandoo I met this girl and I really like her but she might be moving to Cali in the summer. I dont know what to do..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by maxmuscle187
    Doc Vandoo I met this girl and I really like her but she might be moving to Cali in the summer. I dont know what to do..........

    Get her pregnant, then tell her it is in her duties to stay in canada and introduce another lil canuck in this country before we are invanded by some militiaguys!

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    the office is now closed.

    See you tomorrow

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    the doc is now back in office until 4

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    I do 24 sets for biceps after 36 sets of chest. I still have a bit of trouble growing. Would you suggest adding a couple more sets of biceps (I was thinking about a new machine they have in my gym) and a couple more sets to my chest too (i was thinking cable crossovers)?

    My diet usually looks like this:

    7h30 AM - 4 peanut butter & banana slices toasts with a glass of milk

    12H30 PM - 2 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

    7h00 PM - Usually a microwaveable lunch with a diet pepsi

    I try to add peanut butter handi snacks to my diet in the afternoon when possible

    My stats are 6'3" 142 lbs.

    Also, I was thinking about doing a d-bol cycle.

    I'm 19 years old.

    Thanks in advance

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357
    I do 24 sets for biceps after 36 sets of chest. I still have a bit of trouble growing. Would you suggest adding a couple more sets of biceps (I was thinking about a new machine they have in my gym) and a couple more sets to my chest too (i was thinking cable crossovers)?

    My diet usually looks like this:

    7h30 AM - 4 peanut butter & banana slices toasts with a glass of milk

    12H30 PM - 2 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

    7h00 PM - Usually a microwaveable lunch with a diet pepsi

    I try to add peanut butter handi snacks to my diet in the afternoon when possible

    My stats are 6'3" 142 lbs.

    Also, I was thinking about doing a d-bol cycle.

    I'm 19 years old.

    Thanks in advance
    speaking as Dr. PhilVandoo's personal assistant i must say GO FOR IT! and add some winni w/ that dbol but NO TEST

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357
    I do 24 sets for biceps after 36 sets of chest. I still have a bit of trouble growing. Would you suggest adding a couple more sets of biceps (I was thinking about a new machine they have in my gym) and a couple more sets to my chest too (i was thinking cable crossovers)?

    My diet usually looks like this:

    7h30 AM - 4 peanut butter & banana slices toasts with a glass of milk

    12H30 PM - 2 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

    7h00 PM - Usually a microwaveable lunch with a diet pepsi

    I try to add peanut butter handi snacks to my diet in the afternoon when possible

    My stats are 6'3" 142 lbs.

    Also, I was thinking about doing a d-bol cycle.

    I'm 19 years old.

    Thanks in advance

    WTF does have to do with "RELATIONSHIP"

    do you **** a barbell?

    you sleep with a bench press?

    you get pounded on the squat rack are ya?

    if you dont have a relationship^with a german volume training dumbell then ask another question!

    im charging ya double!

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    best thread ever!

    Doc, how can I make my dog stop chewing everything in the house?

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    Quote Originally Posted by redmeat
    best thread ever!

    Doc, how can I make my dog stop chewing everything in the house?

    cook it in the oven low heat for 67 minutes then leave to cool

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    Quote Originally Posted by redmeat
    best thread ever!

    Doc, how can I make my dog stop chewing everything in the house?
    The ****, you have a relationship with your dog?

    You a doggyphile? or you like it doggy style that is the question!

    either you give your dog a blowjob or put some cayenne paper on everything she chew.

    Get the dog out and get a gf!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
    The ****, you have a relationship with your dog?

    You a doggyphile? or you like it doggy style that is the question!

    either you give your dog a blowjob or put some cayenne paper on everything she chew.

    Get the dog out and get a gf!
    ok awesome thanks!

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    The doc now leaving office!

    See ya later tonight phockers!

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    Doc..when you come back...

    My girlfriend wants me to wear dresses while i tap her... what do i do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Doc..when you come back...

    My girlfriend wants me to wear dresses while i tap her... what do i do?

    tap her while you wear her dresses!

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    **** it! I showed up too late. Let the Doc know I need to run a problem by him when he returns. Thanks

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    Doc where do goats come from?

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    why do dogs lick there balls after a piss?

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    Quote Originally Posted by irish bulldog
    why do dogs lick there balls after a piss?
    because they can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by irish bulldog
    why do dogs lick there balls after a piss?
    to take the taste out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gya321
    Doc where do goats come from?
    Ireland!

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    My wife complains about the cheese under my balls.. how can i get her to suck it up?

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    Why weren't you here when I needed you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Stamos' Nephew
    because they can.
    Practicing without a license I see!


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