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  1. 05-26-2005, 12:00 AM #41
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    47. when your underwear drawer turns into your gear drawer and you have no more room for your underwear!
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    48. Your mom says if you've seen your grandma's growth hormone.
    49. Your girl ask's if you want her to get you your next cycle for your b-day.
    50. Your co-workers say it's easier if you move the desk then Bob, Dick & Larry.
    51. Your stocking for christmas if full of Nolvadex, Litro and Clomid.
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    When your gear stash gets bigger than your hiding place.
    When you have weekly bon fires in your back yard to "get rid of the evidence."
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    52. When you yell at the doctor for not aspirating
    53. All your clothes have little red dots on the sleeves and chests of your shirts and on the seat of your underwear.
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  5. 05-26-2005, 10:27 AM #45
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    54. You use Test 250 as salad dressing for the low carb cutting cycle.
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  6. 05-26-2005, 10:32 AM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by insanepump621
    29. When your injection day is your favorite day of the week
    when your favorite day of the week is every day..
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  7. 05-26-2005, 10:47 AM #47
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    46. You have your d-bols in a vitamin jar at work this is too damn much, thats str8 roided
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    55. You ask for 45cc's of OJ in the morning
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  9. 05-26-2005, 11:44 AM #49
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    When you keep spices and such in empty 50ml and 100ml jugs .....

    You alchohol cabinet has been taken over by isopropyl.....

    You work in the equine industry for the "benefits"....
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  10. 05-26-2005, 12:30 PM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrossroadS
    When you keep spices and such in empty 50ml and 100ml jugs .....

    You alchohol cabinet has been taken over by isopropyl.....

    You work in the equine industry for the "benefits"....
    DAMIT i shudda became a VET
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  11. 05-26-2005, 12:40 PM #51
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    56. When sex with your wifey requires a "safety" word.
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    56. When you want to kill somone for chewing w/ their mouth open.
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  13. 05-26-2005, 12:44 PM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by fighteveryone
    56. When sex with your wifey requires a "safety" word.
    ROFL best one yet!


    BECAUSE ITS SOO TRUE
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  14. 05-26-2005, 02:52 PM #54
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    57. You can't wait until your cousin thats almost finished with school (only needs 2 more months) to become a VET!! "what she was going to school for"
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  15. 05-26-2005, 03:10 PM #55
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    When the insurance company on your cell phone cancels you because you filed too many "damaged phone claims" from throwing them within the last 30 days.
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  16. 05-26-2005, 03:40 PM #56
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    You are so riled up on test your girl catches you whackin it not a few hours after you had sex....really good sex, with multiple orgasms that would leave most chemically unenhanced men in the fetal position until their body could recover....
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    60. When your tits grow bigger than your girlfriends!
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    LOL! That's good stuff.
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    your business starts to fail because you try to schedule appts around the gym, eating, sleeping, shots, and jrking off!
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  20. 05-26-2005, 05:51 PM #60
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    This shit has me pissing my pants you guys are killing me...
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    61.When you get got by the cops and you say. WHAT steroids are illegal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    53. All your clothes have little red dots on the sleeves and chests of your shirts and on the seat of your underwear.
    Dude, on all my white t-shirts I have that crap... LOL... and it won't come out in the washer either...
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxer600
    60. When your tits grow bigger than your girlfriends!
    Great one!
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  24. 05-26-2005, 07:53 PM #64
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    62. You use winny instead of milk in your cereal!
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    when you spend more time researching the best way to put together your next cycle, than you ever did studying in school
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    63. When you daydream of injecting test in your ass instead of banging a girl in the ass
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    This thread is great guys... lol...
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    64. When you've injected soo many time's that you've doubled your skin pores
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    65. You start injecting your protein shakes!
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    66. Your pure white hanes underwear have polka dots all over the ass cheeks
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    Quote Originally Posted by YVR
    66. Your pure white hanes underwear have polka dots all over the ass cheeks
    Glad I havn't had to experiance this yet... Only polka dots on the white t's...
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    67. When your on here reading this babble and laughing out loud to your self at 11:20pm, and have to be up for cardio in 5 and a half hours.
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    68. When you got bit by a snake and used 10cc of prop as anti-venom...
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    69. When you change your front door to a garage door, so you can just fit in!
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    70. When your gf is talking about her chest size and you reply with your size saying "mine is bigger than yours".
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    72. You've assumed the role of breast feeding your newborn
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    73. You're currently serving time for a recent break & enter you did on a local veterinary clinic.
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    You inject your quads while conveniently taking a sh*t at the same time.
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    when you spend more time researching the best way to put together your next cycle, than you ever did studying in school

    lmao..this is sooo true.
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