
Originally Posted by
Luminaire
OMG. Today at work i witnessed something that blew my mind. Just when i thought fat people couldnt get any more disgusting or ridiculous... well summer is upon us, and that means the ice cream trucks are going around. Im sitting at my desk when i hear "nah nuh nah nuh nuh da da, dum dum, dee dee, do do, doooo (in case u cant tell what that is its ice cream truck music). So im like ok hes passing by. HE STOPS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE OFFICE, THE OFFICE IS ON THE ICE CREAM MANS ROUTE. Almost immediately a horde of some of the fattest sloth-like creatures i have ever had the unfortunate pleasure of bearing witness to emerged from their cubicles and offices and lined up for their 1000g of fat mighty morphin power ranger ice cream bars and flinstones push pops. I sat there, silently, and observed in complete fascination these rabid, obese creatures. I wanted to vomit.