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  1. 02-17-2005, 03:38 PM #161
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    Those were his irst and final posts, he hasn't been active since that day, over 2 years ago.

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    What's with the geriatric post-revivals going on in all the forums today?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    What's with the geriatric post-revivals going on in all the forums today?

    sum1 geriatric post revive the one about the dude injecting stuff into his arse(what does geriatric mean anyways??? too lazy to look it up)...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sust999
    Hi, i started taking sustanon250 about 6 week ago. Ive never used it before. The other night i caught some guys breaking into my car, I thought now was my chance so i flexed up and went outside expecting the sustanon to take over. I ended up getting my arse kicked. What is going on? I thought steroids make you able to fight??
    LMFAO Skills make your able to fight, the roids just make you hit harder,choke harder, armbar harder, heel hook harder, and **** harder.
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    i can't believe such a retarded thread got so many replies
    but i guess it's from dumb sh!ts like myself bumping it back to the top.
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    might give you some extra strength and confidence but nothing else....this thread cracks me up.
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    just been reading through this thread and i still carn't stop laughing

    thought i would bump it so all the can have a look

    the morale of the story is sus don't make you fight any better
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    Quote Originally Posted by UltimateFighter
    look here man- on a scale from 1-10........strength, for a fight is about a 3.

    You could be Mr. Olympia and get your ass handed to you by a skinny punk who knew what he was doing. Trust me- strength is nothing compared to technique.
    Very well stated. I especially like the guys that have never been involved in sports, take steroids and lift, and then believe that they have magically become athletic. Doesn't happen that way.
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  14. 06-25-2005, 02:02 AM #174
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    most of you all live in the us , so why dont you take your pang pang cowboy pistols/guns/riffels or the mean bad ass bazooka and blast thir ****ing head off, I would.
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    LMFAO, this post was a good one...
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    wait let me get this straight...........you caught a guy breaking into your car, you go outside to stop him, he whoops your ass, and your on roids. wow.........doesnt matter how jacked you are, learn how to fight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigtwin
    wait let me get this straight...........you caught a guy breaking into your car, you go outside to stop him, he whoops your ass, and your on roids. wow.........doesnt matter how jacked you are, learn how to fight.

    there was more than one of them bro i think there was five of them or something

    i would like to see most people take on five
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  19. 06-28-2005, 04:04 PM #179
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    This is very funny man lmao damn...
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    bumpin' Had a nice laugh here.....
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    Wow...

    Im gonna go with the good car insurance idea, this guys mind is way to f'd up to handle heaving machinery such as a chainsaw, gun, or a bat. Good luck with aquiring your superhero symptoms bro...
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  22. 06-28-2005, 06:10 PM #182
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    That is weird, when I was on sust the same thing happened, but when the first punch landed it was like my rage took over...my skin turned green...suddenly I was a 400lb monster fueled by rage and testosterone. I grabbed the first guy by the skull and crushed it like a ping pong ball, the second and third guys I twisted together into a pretsel and flung 200 yards down the street. The last guy I grabbed by his arms and pulled them right off his body and then beat him to death with his own arms. Then I picked up my car, which had been damaged by their break in attempt and was therefore useless to me, and threw it over my neighbours house...maybe you got bad gear? LOL.
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  23. 06-28-2005, 06:12 PM #183
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    What's with the geriatric post-revivals going on in all the forums today?


    WTF!!! This thread is older than my kid!
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    ... i only fight for two reasons, my mother or my wife. everything else is teenage bullshit.
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    LOL, Thanks for bumping this thread.

    DEFINATELY a classic!
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    lol wow thats sooo funny, fighting is in u or its not... a steroid that makes u bigger isnt going to make ur fighting skills any better lol im still laughing my ass off right now... take some boxing lessons son cuz thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard... ive beatin the shit outta guys twice my size that thought size is what matters... "its not the size of the dog its the fight in the dog" or something like that lol peace out i have to get outta here before i piss myself
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    a lost classic.. thanks for the bump... funny read
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    maybe Tren woulda helped.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sust999
    Hi, i started taking sustanon250 about 6 week ago. Ive never used it before. The other night i caught some guys breaking into my car, I thought now was my chance so i flexed up and went outside expecting the sustanon to take over. I ended up getting my arse kicked. What is going on? I thought steroids make you able to fight??
    That is funny. Word of advice - Glock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigJames
    That is weird, when I was on sust the same thing happened, but when the first punch landed it was like my rage took over...my skin turned green...suddenly I was a 400lb monster fueled by rage and testosterone. I grabbed the first guy by the skull and crushed it like a ping pong ball, the second and third guys I twisted together into a pretsel and flung 200 yards down the street. The last guy I grabbed by his arms and pulled them right off his body and then beat him to death with his own arms. Then I picked up my car, which had been damaged by their break in attempt and was therefore useless to me, and threw it over my neighbours house...maybe you got bad gear? LOL.



    same thing happend to me
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    i just noticed that this dude was from the uk dam it make's us all look stupid
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    This thread will NEVER die... along with the KFC guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Got Gear?
    You shoulda posted on AR first stoopid!

    Now, if you'd have posted here first, everyone would have told you to bump the sust up to 500mg/week. THEN you woulda kicked some ass!
    LMFAO, good stuff 850mg and your invicable!!!!!
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    Didnt see the date, but a post is a post anyway!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigJames
    That is weird, when I was on sust the same thing happened, but when the first punch landed it was like my rage took over...my skin turned green...suddenly I was a 400lb monster fueled by rage and testosterone. I grabbed the first guy by the skull and crushed it like a ping pong ball, the second and third guys I twisted together into a pretsel and flung 200 yards down the street. The last guy I grabbed by his arms and pulled them right off his body and then beat him to death with his own arms. Then I picked up my car, which had been damaged by their break in attempt and was therefore useless to me, and threw it over my neighbours house...maybe you got bad gear? LOL.
    did you ever notice, that when banner turns into the hulk, all his clothes shred off his body but his pants size stays the same? he never loses them. just an observation.
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    lol, here it is
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    This thread is Sooo Fvcin old.
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