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  1. 08-05-2005, 01:09 PM #1
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    Me and Jessica Simpson

    My wife said that I'm allowed to sleep with Jessica Simpson if she pays me. Now I just have to work on a price. How much are my services worth. Is that ****ed up that my wife would pimp me out like that?
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  2. 08-05-2005, 01:10 PM #2
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    no... that is nothing but ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE!!! But I have already put in a bid for her services.... so, you might be outa luck!
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    My lady would hand me over for a c note.
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    I posted a thread about this a while back (Indecent Proposal)
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    my girl doesnt let me think about jessica simpson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by anaBROLIC
    my girl doesnt let me think about jessica simpson.
    my wifes fairly relaxed about all that sorta stuff!
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    Quote Originally Posted by anaBROLIC
    my girl doesnt let me think about jessica simpson.
    Is that cause you pull it out and start wackin away everytime you think about her

    If so I feel your pain
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    hmm ya now u gotta work on her paying u
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    Jessica Simpson has to pay you. That's not F'd up at all that your wife would do/say that, because she knows it would never happen. Hell I would let my wife get gang banged by Robert DeNiro and David Hasselhoff for some money, but do you think they would actually pay?
    Ok so maybe Hasselhoff would....bad example
    LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by C_Bino
    Jessica Simpson has to pay you. That's not F'd up at all that your wife would do/say that, because she knows it would never happen. Hell I would let my wife get gang banged by Robert DeNiro and David Hasselhoff for some money, but do you think they would actually pay?
    Ok so maybe Hasselhoff would....bad example
    LMAO

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    lol thats pretty harsh bro..
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    Quote Originally Posted by C_Bino
    Jessica Simpson has to pay you. That's not F'd up at all that your wife would do/say that, because she knows it would never happen. Hell I would let my wife get gang banged by Robert DeNiro and David Hasselhoff for some money, but do you think they would actually pay?
    Ok so maybe Hasselhoff would....bad example
    LMAO

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  12. 08-05-2005, 04:29 PM #12
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    I can think of TONS of other women I'd sleep w/before hooknose.

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    Oh no def. not Hasselhoff. I'd never be able to look at her again. Anyway these are just those games couples play after a couple years being married. They get comfortable and no ones insecure. It's nice to be able to joke around about shit that makes other women go into a jealous fit.
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  14. 08-06-2005, 12:04 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    I can think of TONS of other women I'd sleep w/before hooknose.

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    Thank you! My girlfriend is always talking about how pretty she is and I just think that she doesn't look hot.

    If we were talking about Jessica Alba, on the other hand... Damn, I get wood just saying her name.
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    id rather sleep with katie holmes....she is beautiful
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squatman51
    id rather sleep with katie holmes....she is beautiful
    She is beautiful... if by "beautiful" you really mean "uglier than sin"...
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    good joke.......... theres just something about her that makes her sexy....damn!!!
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  18. 08-06-2005, 05:44 AM #18
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    really whos jessica simpson it seem she is very famous in the USA I always see threads about , whos this girl?
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    you clowns really dont believe jessica would get up out of my bed long enough to sleep with any of you? do you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    I can think of TONS of other women I'd sleep w/before hooknose.

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    amen shes stinkin!
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