Chuck Norris, he like a 20 degree kongfu master
Barney, hes a dinasour
M.C. Hammer, ahhh-hes black and not a big pussy
Segal, he not only could take Van damn but he would beat Norris too
The increadable Hulk, 350lbs verse a buck 40-you do the math
And
Tony Little and Richard Simmons would kiss and then ****