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Excuses Fat people use..
Come on everyone get in on this.. what are some excuses you have heard from fat people telling you why they are fat.. I will start off with a few.. please keep them coming!
1. My metabolism is too slow (HA!)
2. It runs in my family (yeah becuase you all eat the same shit haha)
3. Everything I eat goes straight to my _________ ( Fill in blank with any bodypart)
Veni, Vedi, Vici.
my mom said i'm big boned
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4-its a thyroid problem
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im trying to gain 40 more so i can get gastric bypass.
Retired Vet
This one is actually quite legitimate.Originally Posted by IronFreakX
Oh well, that's what T3's for bitches!
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5. My doctor said i can't workout
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"My knees are bad"
So were mine ****head, then i built some muscle around em and took off the fat that was hurting them...
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"I've tried every diet out there and nothing works." YEAH RIGHT.
WHY DONT U TRY TRY EXERCISING!
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yes its true some people are fat because of thyroid problem, because of a too slow metabolism, because they are too busy to workout or diet due to the fact they have a stressing 16 hours work to make a living ect.... so I cant make fun of them because I am fit and they are not.
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yeah there metabolism is so slow thats why they are eating 2 quarter pounders @ mcdonalds! they are no excuses to being fat!!!! your fat becuase you are LAZY! (not saying your fat, talking about fat people in general)
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too slow metabolism is a hard thing to beat ,I am tall and I have a fast metabolism I can eat anything at night and don't get fat but my friend have a slow one and he is short 2 if he eat some broasted chicken he will gain weight the next day and he cant stay on a diet his whole life its hard and stressing plus u have to take into consideration that some people have a mind job my friend is a programmer and he can't perform good on a diet.
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I've noticed a lot of members here hate fatties. Well maybe if the fatties never got jealos and said stupid shit out of jealosy we might like them!
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Ok i see what you are saying, But they are still LAZY, some people have to be on a STRICT diet.. If your health and looks are NOT a priority then you will reap the consequences!
get your friend in the gym with you!
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Are there a lot of lazy fat people - YES. But it is not fair to generalize, some people are cursed with slow metabolims and bad genetics.
My Dad is 57 years old, he gets up every day at 5:00am and does 45-60 minutes of cardio on an empty stomach and eats a healthy diet. No, it's not as clean as a bodybuilders diet but it's still better than 99% of the average persons's diet. And guess what? He's still fat! He needs to lose like 50 lbs and nothing he does has worked for him but he is sure as hell not lazy.
I dont make fun of fat people because I believe it brings bad Karma. You make fun of a fat person....who knows, down the road you may be one of them.
Last edited by SexyKitty; 08-13-2005 at 11:08 AM.
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That's why he needs to go to sleep an hour earlier, get up and run for 45 minutes in the morning, come home, stretch and jump in the shower before going to work. All before breakfast. Then for breakfast, 3/4 cup plain oat meal, and two egg whites. 4oz, glass of OJ or some juice for dextrose after the run.
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FALSE! there are people who have legitimate reasons for being fat, whether its thyroid problems, as stated b4, or they physically can not work out due to a disability.
However, the majority of people are just to lazy to incorporate exercise into their life, and thats where the problem lies my friend.
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Always make fun of the less fortunate....mock them as much as u can and send em out crying...and if some1 tries to do that shit to you..hit em 1st and hit em hard....U think a lion looks @ his lunch(deer) and sayd ohh that poor thing has 3 legs only i aint gonna eat it ??
The lion thinks "Im gonna enjoy everylast ounce of this crippled muther fvcka "
so if theyre fat we make fun of them , if they work 16 hrs we take care of their wives/gfs for them....
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we are human we live a civil world not animals living in a jungle!Always make fun of the less fortunate....mock them as much as u can and send em out crying...and if some1 tries to do that shit to you..hit em 1st and hit em hard....U think a lion looks @ his lunch(deer) and sayd ohh that poor thing has 3 legs only i aint gonna eat it ??
so if theyre fat we make fun of them , if they work 16 hrs we take care of their wives/gfs for them....
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it was more of a joke really....
Welcome to MY Jungle
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well said
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This is actually the most intelligent response I have seen you post. I think most of us on these boards neglect to think that legitimately some people cannot acheive their fitness goals. Both my mother and father religiously do morning cardio and weights and yet do not make physical changes. In fact I have done work on their lab results and diets and neither are overeating their BMR. In the RD field you see a number of patients who actually experience the same problem. Alot of times if you dont get weight off by a certain age you may not get it off easily or at all.
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I love McDonalds!
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Actually a lot of us members are former fatties... so we have the right to hate lazy fat-asses
My damm metabolism *IS* slowand anything bad I eat goes straight to my ass...
Thats why we constantly watch what we eat and not miss a work out.
Red
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WeRd!!!Actually a lot of us members are former fatties... so we have the right to hate lazy fat-asses
My damm metabolism *IS* slow
Thats why we constantly watch what we eat and not miss a work out.
Red
trust me...if he got his thyroid and blood work done...if theres nething wrong take the meds for it and followed the cutting stivky..hed lose weight.even without exercising.....it aint rocket science!!too slow metabolism is a hard thing to beat ,I am tall and I have a fast metabolism I can eat anything at night and don't get fat but my friend have a slow one and he is short 2 if he eat some broasted chicken he will gain weight the next day and he cant stay on a diet his whole life its hard and stressing plus u have to take into consideration that some people have a mind job my friend is a programmer and he can't perform good on a diet.
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Ditto on that. I weighed 280lbs @ 18years old.....Actually a lot of us members are former fatties... so we have the right to hate lazy fat-asses
My damm metabolism *IS* slow
Thats why we constantly watch what we eat and not miss a work out.
Red
Hell, I'm still a 'fatty'.... but much less of one haha....
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Preach on Brotha! I think red nailed it right on the head. MarkActually a lot of us members are former fatties... so we have the right to hate lazy fat-asses
My damm metabolism *IS* slow
Thats why we constantly watch what we eat and not miss a work out.
Red
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I am with you on this i weigh 224 pounds with a bf of 14% and i eat like a mouse. I dont eat all the nice things i like and when i do loose control and eat chocolate (Yummy) i put weight on fast as fcuk. I am 40 yrs of age and i have been that fat gitt work mates took the piss out off. Not any more!Actually a lot of us members are former fatties... so we have the right to hate lazy fat-asses
My damm metabolism *IS* slow
Thats why we constantly watch what we eat and not miss a work out.
Red
Best excuse i heard:I have brittle bones
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Truer words have never been spoken!Actually a lot of us members are former fatties... so we have the right to hate lazy fat-asses
My damm metabolism *IS* slow
Thats why we constantly watch what we eat and not miss a work out.
Red
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Ok well If you can't workout and have a thyroid problem, and are even disabled all at the same time, Just eat like a damn rabbit or vegan,... salads tofu and spinach .. mmmm that should keep you slim
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I am a former extra skinny guy and I couldnt gain weight without steroids and fat people have the same problem but on the opposite side.
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seriously???
you workout
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Ok guys lets keep to the thread... can we think of anymore excuses that these fat people make up! ???
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-the cravings are too intense
-I dunno wut to eat
-Most of it is muscle really
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haha how about this one..
- Mcdonalds don't sell anything healthy
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bahahahah
-Im on the calorie diet...I eat in my calorie range but dont lose this is so frustrating...ha u fvckers..eating 1800 cal worth of junk aint gonna help ur rubber melt off
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"I dont know what exercises to do, i need a personal trainer."
JUST GET YOUR HEART RATE UP BITCH.. AND PUT DOWN THE BONS BONS.
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-I have no legs.....
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im not fat
im big boned
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Shopping for school clothes...mom always explained to the salesperson that I was "husky".
One of the guys I work with tells me he is vertically challenged.
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