I liked the one about handicapped parking spaces at a skating rink.

Not that they can't be used by persons with a disability, but it reminded me of when I drove tractor-trailers. Down in Florida, the rest areas on the interstates have - I kid you not - handicapped parking spaces for tractor-trailers, despite the fact that, under the Federal Motor Carrier Safety Regulations, most disabilities for which such a parking space would be required disqualify people from getting commercial drivers licenses.

Go figure . . .