LMFAO
About five years ago, I knew this old man that was getting ready for a show. Well, to make a long disgusting story short, he was doing cardio (stairmaster) and one of his balls came out the low side of his shorts. Hahaha, it was pretty gross, but everyone in the vicinity busted out laughing.
Later I found out that to go to the show, he had to have the owner of my gym tape his balls to his ass. I was not there when this happened, but I'm sure it was hilarious.