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[USfighterFC]

what language is it because I speak perfect bullshit with no accent.

[Sage]

what language is it because I speak perfect bullshit with no accent.

i talk 2 u before on AM long time ago..............u and i both speak the same language fluently...............all the emails which i get from this guy he types in Russian which is all good since i can read it, but the letters are not coming out right.........................

I went start/cpanel/settings/Regional and Language on my computer and converted all of it to Russian so i can make sense of his emails...............I now have the Russian letters ( which is a mad progress) being displayed on yahoo/ hotmail, but the words still make no sense and am missing vowels. wtf..................