Im not sure what my gf's opinion of it is. She hasnt asked, or found anything. And im really not hiding it from her. She thinks im a big, innocent, teddybear

My dad did ask just very recently. I said "No, not yet". He left it at that. I guess he figures its better than being an overweight diabetic (like him).

My mom is half my size (not even), and if she found out, she'd probably boot**** my sorry ass tho. She'd come over here and burn my house with me in it i'll bet.