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  1. 10-21-2005, 11:19 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    like my grandma always said, why buy the cow when you get the sex for free.
    I appreciate the analogy ... but I NEVER want a useful analogy of comparing my "women" to cows... lol

    "reality is that which ... when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."


    "Optimists are always confusing the realist for a pessimist."
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  2. 10-21-2005, 11:19 AM #42
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  3. 10-21-2005, 11:20 AM #43
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    veronica vaughn, so hot, want to touch the heiny.
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  4. 10-21-2005, 11:25 AM #44
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    " your gonna put that where?"
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  5. 10-21-2005, 11:28 AM #45
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    "We cannot rank Penn State University against other schools in the party school category because we feel it is unfair to rank professionals against amateurs." -Playboy
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  6. 10-21-2005, 12:14 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by symatech
    "Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'Press On' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race."

    good man, that was my senior quote in the yearbook last year except a bit shorter
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  7. 10-21-2005, 12:26 PM #47
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    Heres my favorite AR qutoe


    Quote Originally Posted by superflex1987
    It doesent matter Im 17 now I can go see all the rated R movies I want.
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  8. 10-21-2005, 12:27 PM #48
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    "i hate to arrest a celebrity but hey, you don't have many endorsements deals to worry about now do you?"

    "now listen hear mr. frodo, don't get short with me."

    ~the longest yard
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  9. 10-21-2005, 12:28 PM #49
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    why does it always come back to racial epitats
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  10. 10-21-2005, 12:39 PM #50
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    "Let's not turn this simple rape into a murder...... "

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  11. 10-21-2005, 12:48 PM #51
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    "get-r-done"
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  12. 10-21-2005, 12:57 PM #52
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    " You wanna hug it out??!!! Let's hug it out bitch!!"
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  13. 10-21-2005, 03:08 PM #53
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  14. 10-21-2005, 03:26 PM #54
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    don't touch my stapler!
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  15. 10-21-2005, 03:35 PM #55
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    "Well, at least my muscles are big"
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  16. 10-21-2005, 03:58 PM #56
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    After another divorce, rod stewart said.... "I'm not getting married again, I'm just going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house"
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  17. 10-21-2005, 04:48 PM #57
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    "Do the same thing you've always done, and you'll get the same thing you've always gotten"
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  18. 10-21-2005, 04:59 PM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by mister.fantastic
    drink provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. William Shakespeare
    Amen! Hard as hell to get any girl to drop a big ass O-Bomb on you when shes all sloppy.
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  19. 10-21-2005, 05:52 PM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by TrumanHW


    "Optimists are always confusing the realist for a pessimist."
    True as shit
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    "You can clean your buthole all day long, but at the end of the day your still going to bed with buthole."
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  21. 10-21-2005, 05:59 PM #61
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    oh look at the ostrich. dude, that's a llama.
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  22. 10-21-2005, 06:04 PM #62
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    Greed, in all of its forms -- greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge -- has marked the upward surge of mankind.
    --Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) in the movie "Wall Street"

    Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
    --Gen. George S. Patton "Patton"
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  23. 10-21-2005, 07:47 PM #63
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    "don't let your meat loaf"
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    "Rock out with your cock out"
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    "Jam out with your clam out"
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  26. 10-21-2005, 07:49 PM #66
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  27. 10-21-2005, 08:04 PM #67
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    Hate to sound trite, but.... "All I have in this world is my word and my balls...And I don't break 'em for no one." -Pacino (Scarface)
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  28. 10-21-2005, 08:36 PM #68
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    phuck you and your charlie bronson rope
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  29. 10-21-2005, 08:56 PM #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    phuck you and your charlie bronson rope
    the jerk store called, and they're running out of you
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  30. 10-21-2005, 09:03 PM #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by GotMilk?
    the jerk store called, and they're running out of you
    i love seinfeld..

    george is gettin angry

    but i dont wanna be a cowboy

    oh great, go work on your pecs...were all real impressed
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  31. 10-21-2005, 09:10 PM #71
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    there are 9 of em, what the phuck were u gonna do with the last 3, laugh them to death.......funnyman
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  32. 10-21-2005, 09:38 PM #72
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    "Leave the gun, take the canoli."
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  33. 10-24-2005, 10:03 AM #73
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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    itsa helluva thing, killing a man... you take all hes ever got, and all he'll ever have

    It's a helluva thing, killing a man... you take all he's got, and all he'll ever have, and you pay NO income tax." -Mr. Burns (Simpsons)
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  34. 10-24-2005, 10:17 AM #74
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    nah, i think those are friendly indians...general custer.
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  35. 10-24-2005, 10:22 AM #75
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    Mike Tyson Once Said To A Journalist At A Press Conference......
    IM GONNA RAPE YOU IN THE ASS MAN, AND YOUR GONNA FALL IN LOVE WITH ME!!!


    whew i wanna be like, Mike.
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  36. 10-24-2005, 10:25 AM #76
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    HAVE YOU EVER DANCED WITH THE DEVIL IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT????

    -the joker.. BATMAN
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  37. 10-24-2005, 10:56 AM #77
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    Not a quote but something I found the other day.

    Don't Quit

    When things go wrong as they sometimes will,
    When the road you're trudging seems all up hill,
    When the funds are low and the debts are high
    And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
    When care is pressing you down a bit,
    Rest if you must, but don't you quit.
    Life is queer with its twists and turns,
    As every one of us sometimes learns,
    And many a failure turns about
    When he might have won had he stuck it out;
    Don't give up though the pace seems slow--
    You may succeed with another blow,
    Success is failure turned inside out--
    The silver tint of the clouds of doubt,
    And you never can tell how close you are,
    It may be near when it seems so far;
    So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit--
    It's when things seem worst that you must not quit.
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  38. 10-24-2005, 11:16 AM #78
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    "You can go much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." - Al Capone
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    "Once you've seen a woman's cumface, you've seen her soul." - Nip/Tuck
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  40. 10-24-2005, 11:17 AM #80
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