To Swole... thread is closed

[Anna Bollick]

Never!

I remain hair free year-round!

~SC~

Sorry, then. A Moo-Moo needs to be scrubbed with something more abrasive than skin, but less prickly than stubble. You talk a good talk, but I am a very particular girl. I hope you understand.

Love
Anna

[NotSmall]

Sorry, then. A Moo-Moo needs to be scrubbed with something more abrasive than skin, but less prickly than stubble. You talk a good talk, but I am a very particular girl. I hope you understand.

Love
Anna

Swolecat you poor bastard, you've been blown out by Anna!

[SwoleCat]

Sorry, then. A Moo-Moo needs to be scrubbed with something more abrasive than skin, but less prickly than stubble. You talk a good talk, but I am a very particular girl. I hope you understand.

Love
Anna

Technically, wouldn't your body hair account for something?



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[SwoleCat]

Swolecat you poor bastard, you've been blown out by Anna!

Better to be blown out than blown!



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[scriptfactory]

Technically, wouldn't your body hair account for something?



~SC~

Hahahahah-- urp... Sorry. I just threw up a little bit in my mouth when I actually thought about what you said...

[O.M.E.G.A]

?wtf?

[Anna Bollick]

?wtf?

Perhaps if you were a bit more specific, Darling, someone would answer your question.

Love
Anna

[O.M.E.G.A]

wierd feelings in my pants

[956Vette]

wierd feelings in my pants

[O.M.E.G.A]

I did not say that!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol some one edited my POST!

all I said was "wierd feelings" I swear!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

[O.M.E.G.A]

"don't @uck with the Admins" really holds true I guess

[Rob]

I think ANNA and SWOLE should set up some sort of erotic meeting...

[956Vette]

"don't @uck with the Admins" really holds true I guess

moreso we are drunk and have guns n shit

[O.M.E.G.A]

moreso we are drunk and have guns n shit

sweet

I knew I liked you all for a reason

[SwoleCat]

I think ANNA and SWOLE should set up some sort of erotic meeting...

As long as you have Swole in the same sentence as Anna, no meeting of any kind will ever be set up in any way/shape/form.

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[NotSmall]

As long as you have Swole in the same sentence as Anna, no meeting of any kind will ever be set up in any way/shape/form.

~SC~

Why is that? - Do you use your real name when arranging romantic rendezvous?

[Booz]

As long as you have Swole in the same sentence as Anna, no meeting of any kind will ever be set up in any way/shape/form.

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ahhh you dont reeally mean that do you???

[Anna Bollick]

Tragically, he does mean it, Dear. You see, he never lets his body hair grow out long and soft and furry and cuddly, and I can't stand stubble. So a tryst would be out of the question, especially a freebie. A girl needs a hairy chest to rest her head on, sometimes.

Love
Anna

[Rob]

So Anna is rejecting Swole?

Interesting...

[Rob]

Anna, what do you think of my hair?

[bigJJ]

Swole... I hold you in the highest regard. I'm not sure how or why you instigated this...

But...

Greatest
Thread
Ever!

LMFAO!!

And yes Anna, it is a sweet ass!

[SwoleCat]

So Anna is rejecting Swole?

Interesting...

Yeah, what is my luck coming to?



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[O.M.E.G.A]

whats going on in here?

[Booz]

whats going on in here?

a bit of matchmakin i think??
they are pretendin not to "dig" each other but you can see straight through that!!!

[O.M.E.G.A]

[Anna Bollick]

Anna, what do you think of my hair?

Not to hurt your feelings Dear, but to be as kind as possible and give you every benefit of the doubt, I would have to say it is hideous.

So Anna is rejecting Swole?

Interesting...

Rejection is too strong a word here. It is just one of those things that wasn't meant to be. We simply are not compatible, however much our hearts might yearn for one another.

Love
Anna

[Booz]

Not to hurt your feelings Dear, but to be as kind as possible and give you every benefit of the doubt, I would have to say it is hideous.





Rejection is too strong a word here. It is just one of those things that wasn't meant to be. We simply are not compatible, however much our hearts might yearn for one another.

Love
Anna

ahhh anna no one could ever say you aint fun!! you go girl!!

[NotSmall]

a bit of matchmakin i think??
they are pretendin not to "dig" each other but you can see straight through that!!!

Well to be fair, I think Swole has got a bit of a kinky/freaky streak and he can't help wondering what a passionate night of rumpy pumpy with Anna might be like.
At the moment he's just testing the water, unsure if he's ready to take the plunge.
It's kinda like when you flirt with your best mates girl, you know you shouldn't and you know it'll probably never come to anything but you do it anyway 'cause who knows...

[Anna Bollick]

He's probably just tired of wimpy little chicks who can't even squat 6 plates, or load up his bar for him or fetch the 120's when it is time for dumbbell rows.

Love
Anna

[Rob]

I bet you could cook up some mean casseroles for him too

[Keyser Sozey]

Well to be fair, I think Swole has got a bit of a kinky/freaky streak and he can't help wondering what a passionate night of rumpy pumpy with Anna might be like.

lmfao @ rumpy pumpy.

[Booz]

lmfao @ rumpy pumpy.

i missed that lol!!

[SwoleCat]

Well to be fair, I think Swole has got a bit of a kinky/freaky streak and he can't help wondering what a passionate night of rumpy pumpy with Anna might be like.
At the moment he's just testing the water, unsure if he's ready to take the plunge.
It's kinda like when you flirt with your best mates girl, you know you shouldn't and you know it'll probably never come to anything but you do it anyway 'cause who knows...

I do have a freaky streak, yes, but I don't have an utterly disgusting streak.



No testing waters here, I am in the desert and it's dryer than a bitch out here.



Freaky for me would be myself and a few choice Brazilian caramels, banging like a screen door in a Hurricane.

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[Carlos_E]

No testing waters here, I am in the desert and it's dryer than a bitch out here.

High five on that one!

[SwoleCat]

No offense to Anna of course she/he/whatever is a great entertainer.

It's just that SwoleCat will never be a switch hitter.

"He'll be battin' clean-up, 3 on the bags from jumpstreet
Come home w/rims, my bitch, and 3 hoes from the SwapMeet....."

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[SwoleCat]

High five on that one!

Yup yup........hey, lookin' swole as f*ck in that avi brutha.........good work.

~SC~

[Carlos_E]

Yup yup........hey, lookin' swole as f*ck in that avi brutha.........good work.

~SC~

Thanks, I'm tryin'!!!

[NotSmall]

I do have a freaky streak, yes, but I don't have an utterly disgusting streak.



No testing waters here, I am in the desert and it's dryer than a bitch out here.



Freaky for me would be myself and a few choice Brazilian caramels, banging like a screen door in a Hurricane.

~SC~

Ha ha, I was wondering when you'd spot that post!

I did a big double take when I read your reply, at first I thought you said "a few choice Brazilian camels" - I thought Gatdaaaayum , he's freakier than I thought!

[Rob]

lmfao @ swole defending his heterosexuality

[Animal Cracker]

Strange-strange-strange.