30 facts about Chuck Norris

[kaptainkeezy04]

chuck norris is in the top 5 of the wealthiest men in texas right now...when he sold his sh!tty @ss show Walker Texas Ranger and the rights to it and everything, he got 660 million dollars for it. and his kids are lil pieces of shit...like if you are a truck driver or hell even the owner of a small business they seriously look down on your like you are scum (I know this because I have met Chuck's stunt double who is actually in better shape than Chuck, and got fired for 2 years because he almost got in a fight with one of Chuck's sons)...stupid lil rich kids that never have to work for anything they have.

[heavyrotation92]

chuck norris is in the top 5 of the wealthiest men in texas right now...when he sold his sh!tty @ss show Walker Texas Ranger and the rights to it and everything, he got 660 million dollars for it. and his kids are lil pieces of shit...like if you are a truck driver or hell even the owner of a small business they seriously look down on your like you are scum (I know this because I have met Chuck's stunt double who is actually in better shape than Chuck, and got fired for 2 years because he almost got in a fight with one of Chuck's sons)...stupid lil rich kids that never have to work for anything they have.

That story fits him perfectly. Looks like the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.