Whats the kinkiest thing youve done in bed? Warning, sexually expliciate !!

**Hackamaniac** · 12-15-2005, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by Smak

I like when a woman liks my buttho. LOL

I find it very erotic.

damn you beat me to calling you out bro wtf

**Smak** · 12-15-2005, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by Hackamaniac

I can't wait til smak get's in on this i'm sure he has some crazy stories but i doubt it can top fighting the midget lol.

Like I said the best feeling for me is when a girl sticks there fingers in my bum. It feels so good. If you haven't had this done to you I suggest you try it. It's fantastiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccccccccc

**Hackamaniac** · 12-15-2005, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by Smak

Like I said the best feeling for me is when a girl sticks there fingers in my bum. It feels so good. If you haven't had this done to you I suggest you try it. It's fantastiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccccccccc

or sicko lol

**G-Force** · 12-15-2005, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by Smak

Like I said the best feeling for me is when a girl sticks there fingers in my bum. It feels so good. If you haven't had this done to you I suggest you try it. It's fantastiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccccccccc

i remain pesimistic at this point

i would have to be too drunk to be able to stop her for this to ever happen

mind u i never say never so watch this space

**Smak** · 12-15-2005, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by Hackamaniac

or sicko lol

wtf don't hate unless you've tried it biatch.

**Smak** · 12-15-2005, 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by G-Force

i remain pesimistic at this point

i would have to be too drunk to be able to stop her for this to ever happen

mind u i never say never so watch this space

**Hackamaniac** · 12-15-2005, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by Smak

wtf don't hate unless you've tried it biatch.

I aint hating brotha just don't even like the thought but whatever tickles your pickle

**G-Force** · 12-15-2005, 10:08 AM

who has tried a golden shower?

**Hackamaniac** · 12-15-2005, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by G-Force

i remain pesimistic at this point

i would have to be too drunk to be able to stop her for this to ever happen

mind u i never say never so watch this space

don't lie g your gonna try to get your girl to lick your bum tonight lol

**Smak** · 12-15-2005, 10:10 AM

Originally Posted by G-Force

who has tried a golden shower?

lol. What about a mudslide? Now that's hardcore. I know someone on this site has done it.

I've had a golden shower in the pool if that counts.

**Hackamaniac** · 12-15-2005, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by G-Force

who has tried a golden shower?

not i and have no desire to g unless i was just in love with a chick and she just had to have it done

**stayinstacked** · 12-15-2005, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by G-Force

well lets here it then...

i know there are some serious man whores on this site (stayinstacked and Dally to name a few)

i dont think ive done anything particulary kinky other than anal and all the other "usual" stuff

a girl the other day asked me to piss on her in the shower though - i must admit i did consider it (just so i could say i'd done it mainly)

You called thy name my lad? Ok, lets see here, kinky. Well, I ate some chicks ass one time for like an hour as I fingered her in the doggy style position, chick said she had like 10 orgasms or something...???... I love anal w/ women, they usually dont like it at first, but once they get used to it it feels good. Girls actually have stronger orgasms from anal, I mean fierce ones. I had this one chick a couple years ago, named Bridgett. She worked at this trip club here in town, she was ****ing incredible. She liked being slapped,choked, and called a slut and all that type of thing. And you know what fellas? I dug it!!!

**G-Force** · 12-15-2005, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by Smak

lol. What about a mudslide? Now that's hardcore. I know someone on this site has done it.

I've had a golden shower in the pool if that counts.

of course it counts
it has to be in the shower surely
and you cant piss on yourself that doesnt count

oh ive just remebered one girl asked me if she could watch me have a shit

i dont know if she was serious but it certainly seemed that way

**Smak** · 12-15-2005, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

You called thy name my lad? Ok, lets see here, kinky. Well, I ate some chicks ass one time for like an hour as I fingered her in the doggy style position, chick said she had like 10 orgasms or something...???... I love anal w/ women, they usually dont like it at first, but once they get used to it it feels good. Girls actually have stronger orgasms from anal, I mean fierce ones. I had this one chick a couple years ago, named Bridgett. She worked at this trip club here in town, she was ****ing incredible. She liked being slapped,choked, and called a slut and all that type of thing. And you know what fellas? I dug it!!!

haha nice. I like when the girl is on her knees in bed and you start eating her azzhole and stick your fingers in it as she's going crazy. That really turns me on as well.

**Hackamaniac** · 12-15-2005, 10:16 AM

Originally Posted by G-Force

of course it counts
it has to be in the shower surely
and you cant piss on yourself that doesnt count

oh ive just remebered one girl asked me if she could watch me have a shit

i dont know if she was serious but it certainly seemed that way

I hope you said no

**Mizfit** · 12-15-2005, 10:16 AM

I think more of u like women to go near your butts then u admit..u just won't say or type it

LIESSS

come on a little pinkie up the old bum feels good:P

**Smak** · 12-15-2005, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by G-Force

of course it counts
it has to be in the shower surely
and you cant piss on yourself that doesnt count

oh ive just remebered one girl asked me if she could watch me have a shit

i dont know if she was serious but it certainly seemed that way

It was more like a piss n chlorine shower.

**G-Force** · 12-15-2005, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

You called thy name my lad? Ok, lets see here, kinky. Well, I ate some chicks ass one time for like an hour as I fingered her in the doggy style position, chick said she had like 10 orgasms or something...???... I love anal w/ women, they usually dont like it at first, but once they get used to it it feels good. Girls actually have stronger orgasms from anal, I mean fierce ones. I had this one chick a couple years ago, named Bridgett. She worked at this trip club here in town, she was ****ing incredible. She liked being slapped,choked, and called a slut and all that type of thing. And you know what fellas? I dug it!!!

i have no doubt that you dug it
but how did you give her ten orgasm from eating her ass

is there a clitoris up there i dont know about?

**Puffader** · 12-15-2005, 10:19 AM

This is SO true. Chics love it...

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

You called thy name my lad? Ok, lets see here, kinky. Well, I ate some chicks ass one time for like an hour as I fingered her in the doggy style position, chick said she had like 10 orgasms or something...???... I love anal w/ women, they usually dont like it at first, but once they get used to it it feels good. Girls actually have stronger orgasms from anal, I mean fierce ones. I had this one chick a couple years ago, named Bridgett. She worked at this trip club here in town, she was ****ing incredible. She liked being slapped,choked, and called a slut and all that type of thing. And you know what fellas? I dug it!!!

**stayinstacked** · 12-15-2005, 10:19 AM

I never had a chick go near my ass nor will I ever, it does not entice me.

**Hackamaniac** · 12-15-2005, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

I think more of u like women to go near your butts then u admit..u just won't say or type it

LIESSS

come on a little pinkie up the old bum feels good:P

no lies here don't even like the thought

**Smak** · 12-15-2005, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

I think more of u like women to go near your butts then u admit..u just won't say or type it

LIESSS

come on a little pinkie up the old bum feels good:P

rofl. Now we're talking!!! How do you feel about doing it Mizfit?

**Mizfit** · 12-15-2005, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

I never had a chick go near my ass nor will I ever, it does not entice me.

how do u know if u havent tried.. there r alot of nerves back there

**stayinstacked** · 12-15-2005, 10:23 AM

nope, it'll never happen, I'm not the type. I'm dominant in bed. I like to basically throw the women around in the positions I want, pull some hair, show them who is boss. The women who are into that sort of thing love me, but I never had good sex w/ women who werent submissive, letting some chick drill me in the ass w/ a finger or dildo is being submissive. Wont happen

**Smak** · 12-15-2005, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

nope, it'll never happen, I'm not the type. I'm dominant in bed. I like to basically throw the women around in the positions I want, pull some hair, show them who is boss. The women who are into that sort of thing love me, but I never had good sex w/ women who werent submissive, letting some chick drill me in the ass w/ a finger or dildo is being submissive. Wont happen

wuss

**mrsuperpump** · 12-15-2005, 10:35 AM

i had a girlfriend that loved to have me finger her and her finger herself at the same time and then she would lick all the fingers clean, and she also loved to swallow my loads at any time of day. and she would always wear skirts with no undies.
a next girlfriend loved anal. after her first anal lesson, it was over, everytime we fuked she would beg for it up the ass after 5 min, oh yeah she used to love the stinger..lmao
oh yeah i once met a girl at the club, then the next day i met up with her and she gave me the best bj of my life in the second row of the parking lot at the mall on a busy saturday and my car doesnt have tint.oh man the spitting slurping and swallowing. it was amazing. i love when they make those saliva lines from ur cock to there tounge..
i know theres a lot more but i cant think of at the moment.the rest i think werent to much fun just the regular.

**Pinkvelvet** · 12-15-2005, 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

nope, it'll never happen, I'm not the type. I'm dominant in bed. I like to basically throw the women around in the positions I want, pull some hair, show them who is boss. The women who are into that sort of thing love me, but I never had good sex w/ women who werent submissive, letting some chick drill me in the ass w/ a finger or dildo is being submissive. Wont happen

Whew!
I kinda agree.

I have to question the guys who do like this. I dunno! But, I'm a virgin....so, what do I know!

**Puffader** · 12-15-2005, 10:45 AM

So getting a BJ while a chic slams a finger in your ass makes you gay?

Weird.......

Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet

Whew!
I kinda agree.

I have to question the guys who do like this. I dunno! But, I'm a virgin....so, what do I know!

**Flexor** · 12-15-2005, 10:55 AM

Everyone is drilling gals in the pooper left right and centre, I had no idea they enjoyed it that much!

I've gotta get me some ass

And in the meantime, no fingers for me thanks

**Pinkvelvet** · 12-15-2005, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by Puffader

So getting a BJ while a chic slams a finger in your ass makes you gay?

Weird.......

Is that a rhetorical question?

**Puffader** · 12-15-2005, 10:58 AM

You'll love it. I'll teach you the ropes baby!

Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet

Is that a rhetorical question?

**stayinstacked** · 12-15-2005, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet

Whew!
I kinda agree.

I have to question the guys who do like this. I dunno! But, I'm a virgin....so, what do I know!

You might feel like a virgin b/ of a dry spell or something, but Pink, you aint no virgin girl.

**Pinkvelvet** · 12-15-2005, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

You might feel like a virgin b/ of a dry spell or something, but Pink, you aint no virgin girl.

Your in deep shiat mister....NO ONE is suppose to know I'm in a dry spell....geez...now I'm gonna get spammed with offers in my PM!

**Rob** · 12-15-2005, 11:06 AM

I can put my wang in my own ass, no joke

**stayinstacked** · 12-15-2005, 11:07 AM

You know you already have an offer girl, we just need to close the deal baby

**Hackamaniac** · 12-15-2005, 11:08 AM

Originally Posted by bigrob33

I can put my wang in my own ass, no joke

now that's just nasty

**Puffader** · 12-15-2005, 11:10 AM

She doesn't like midgets bro. Sorry....

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

You know you already have an offer girl, we just need to close the deal baby

**lucabratzi** · 12-15-2005, 11:13 AM

not a very kinky story but funny/gross as hell.
so this chick came over my apartment after the club, i knew her she wasnt some random girl. so we start foolin around and she say she has to go to the bathroom. so she gets back and we bang, afterwards i get up to go to the bathroom, and it smells like shit, i was like what the ****, i open the toilet and there was the longest turd i've ever seen. my guess is that she was so nervous that she was taken a shit while we were hookin up that she forgot to flush. i dont know, regardless it was the biggest turn off, i couldnt even speak to her. everytime i see her i think of the shit and the smell.

**stayinstacked** · 12-15-2005, 11:14 AM

Originally Posted by Puffader

She doesn't like midgets bro. Sorry....

Damn, 240lbs at 6'2", too bad I'm hitting that at 5'9"

**LAW** · 12-15-2005, 11:19 AM

My new bf (5 weeks) & I were in a hotel getting it on. I was enjoying my rocket pocket on my clit then as he was burried deep inside me i took the rocket pocket, on the on position and started teasing his ass with it. He wanted more so I slid it inside his ass and he was freaking enjoying it. He was just about to cum and yelling OMG when suddenly he asked where the viberator was. It had totally slid up his ass. Like he sucked it up while having so much pleasure and I couldn't hold on to it anymore. I was embarassed to tell him but i was like IT"S GONE! He jumped out of bed, now with the viberator deep in his ass still on viberate. I tried everything to get it out. He was worried that he would have to go to the hospital. I sat him on the toilet and told him to pretend he had to take a dump. Kinda like pushing a baby out. Breath babe,push... It finally came out and we still laugh our asses off everytime we think about that story. That was 3 years ago. I've never used it on him again.

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