I like it when my girl plays the trombone!
I like it when my girl plays the trombone!
Hell yeah dude...these chicks are the best...Originally Posted by ShnouzedUp
FUN FUN!!!![]()
Anyone familiar with the trombone?Originally Posted by NotSmall
damn girl, that kind of shit turns me on. you do remember that we dont live to far from each other right?Originally Posted by xtinaunasty
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Originally Posted by IronFreakX
Dude, i would never ever guess that was a chick singing.... WOW... and i thought otep sounded like a guy, she sounds like a princess compared to her.
ill throw one in as well. im not going to go into detail like some of you but lets just say it involves me gettin ****ed up at one of my highschool teachers house and preceding to **** her because her husband insists that he owes her one. true story, you didnt see me go blabbing to the wrong people about ****ing a hot older teacher and end up in court like these other lame ass kids.good times.
Im guessin angela is a freak in bed......Originally Posted by ShnouzedUp
no1 chick ony my hitlist....
fvck that...people are too senstive about that age shit..u know happens when a 16-17 yr old guy fvcks his 27 yr old art teacher?? PLEASURE thats what happensill throw one in as well. im not going to go into detail like some of you but lets just say it involves me gettin ****ed up at one of my highschool teachers house and preceding to **** her because her husband insists that he owes her one. true story, you didnt see me go blabbing to the wrong people about ****ing a hot older teacher and end up in court like these other lame ass kids.good times.....why they call it sick
I have no idea
your tellin me. the mistake these dumb asses make is tellin the wrong people who in turn tell their parents. i know its hard to keep to yourself. i dont get this shit about prosecuting teachers who **** their male students. trust me , this is not rape in anyway. any teenage boy would be ecstatic to bone a hot m.i.l.f teacher.
let em talk who gives a fvck...can they prove nething ??![]()
yup i remember!Originally Posted by jdh
but i thought you were married...?
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My X took me a titie bar for my birthday last year she dressed like the slut she is to keep my eyes on her most of the night.....needless to say that didnt happen after a few rounds of beers and whatching stripers dance all night i was kinda ready to attack something, so the tiitie bar has a unisex bathroom i tell my girl " hey lets roll to the bathroom i gotta relaese this pressure " she is like " OK " of course after some persuying, so we go into the bathroom get in the handicap stall and start getting it on well the striper comes in to freshin up and she heard us F'n in the stall, she nocked on the door ans said " excuse me what are you doing ? " My GF says " getting kinky wanna join ? " she says this without even knowing what the striper looks like of course i was up for a 3 some but i would like to know what she looks like first, so i unlock the door shes one of the hott ones and shes already naked she comes in and bends over and says to me " F me " i turnd and looked at my gf and she says to me " happy birthday " so i started pounding away and my gf started makeing out with her basicly ended like that i blew my wad in both there faces porno style it was awsome, then after the event we got cleaned up and went home and had more sex but the next day i was at the clinic getting swabed, god that hurts.
LOL at least your responsible
who told you that girl?Originally Posted by xtinaunasty
mann all u lucky bastards put in cool situations like that..nothing exciting ever happens to me like thatOriginally Posted by steve0
Did it come back negative??![]()
Originally Posted by chest6
nah i told the doc what happend so he said it was to soon to tell if i had anything, so he tested me anyway and i went 1 month later to get tested again i was clean of course, i was sweatin it though i mean i fuvked a striper in a bathroom i was a little scared, that is the kinkiest thing i have done, i mean i have done all the other stuff just like most people here, like anal sex, putting ur finger in her butt, i ate a chick out in a porterpotie once, a had sex with a chick in a barn, sex on the kitchen table, dirty talk, sex with porn on, so i hear you guys, dont worry chest it will come in time
[QUOTE=IronFreakX]Im guessin angela is a freak in bed......no1 chick ony my hitlist....
I dunno man, im sayin either the new guitar player from Kittie, Morgan (the singer from kittie), That smokin hot singer in Lacuna Coil.... Those girls look like they would take you for one hell of ride...![]()
All i gotta say is i think more chicks should be like that, and damnit i wish there were some underground, death metal or industrial gothic clubs around here so i could find me one weekly.... I WOULD LOVE TO BRING ONE OF THOSE CHICKS HOME TO MOM![]()
I dont have anything extreme, but when I was 17 I was dating a pretty conservative chick, I was her first she was mine, neways, my boy was always telling me stories how his girl liked to have her ass licked, and played with ect and how she loved it. So w/out talking about it first with the gf, were in 69 position and I gently start to lick her ass when suddenly she stops what she is doing, I freeze, she turns her head around and says "Umm,...thats my butt" like she was grossed out or something, lol, I don't remember what I said but it ruined the whole moment and I don't think we had sex for like a week after that. I told my friend what happened and he fuking told everyone, everyone I knew at school would come up to me and say "umm,..thats my butt". lol It's funny now but that shit was fuked up.
just find one in a local band...I did that...she was into bondage, pain , knives , blood , everything....and hell yeah...bring em back to mom theyll love em![]()
hmmm shoulda stuck ur finger in her ass rite away...then shell forget about u lickin her assOriginally Posted by IXISiDiuSIXI
dont worry when i was the exact same age at homecoming this was my first time being drunk and i fingered a girl in the ass and everyone called me "stinkfinger"Originally Posted by IXISiDiuSIXI
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lol maybe we should change our tags, fukin STINKFINGER and THATSMYBUTT![]()
haha ya man for real..
i dunno how you bros lick ass crack, that is so gross i gotta buddy that dose it he loves it i alway bash him he says " hey steve0 you gotta please the ladies "
Ive done it once when I was drunk..damn it got her horny as fvck she was drunk too
that's hotOriginally Posted by steve0
i thought you did...hmm, maybe im thinking of someone else. anyway, you have my emailOriginally Posted by jdh
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Originally Posted by xtinaunasty
thanks tina it was hott, and are we seeing a AR hook up here ???????
yall are sum dirty sons of bitches
Originally Posted by chest6
so tell me what does ass crack taste like ????![]()
a lil different while drunk. I dont really remember but nothing like you would think![]()
taste like chicken ????
Man IRONFREAK i live in freakin KANSAS there are no Rock Chicks here in local bands, im just screwed till i can get outa here i guess![]()
some of these stories make me feel funny inside
check alt man...its worth it trust me![]()
I heard about this couple who recently went into the hospital late at night(this is when all the freaks show up).... The guy's wife was rushed in because he got an apple stuck in her ass, and they couldn't get it out.![]()
True story.![]()
Yeah, but unless it is kinda cold, it is difficult to keep your sacks from swinging into one another. Basically, if you will tag team a chick, you are both at least a little bit bi. After all, you can feel each other's units, with only a thin layer of flesh and skin in between, and your legs get all tengled together as you try to get a better toe-hold for deeper penetration. But it is wild, I will say that, especially if the other guy has a really big one. And chicks that dig that, well, they REALLY dit it, girl!Originally Posted by tempbrit
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I love helping confused young men become less confused! But my hands are not particularly large, considering I am genetically male. And I keep my nails short and smooth. You have to really take your time, and don't spare the lube. Only maybe one out of ten men that want me to fist them, can I actually fist. This guy was a big butt plug freak and he knew how to relax. A vagina can be fisted fairly easily, if she is not too tight, and she is experienced, and again, the hands are not too big, the nails are short and smooth, and you use plenty of KY. Even a fairly big hand can eventually be worked up into a large-ish vagina, with patience and plenty of the slippery stuff. A few drinks helps. If your hands are hairy, use latex gloves. The hair makes it a lot harder to get in there. For anal fisting, the gloves help keep your hand from getting that ass smell which I find really disgusting. Buy them by the box of 50 at walgreens and they are pretty cheap.Originally Posted by Puffader
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Originally Posted by spywizard
Believe me, there are some guys who can take it up there. Some women, too. But you do have to know what you are doing.
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Anna..do you have any pics of yourself aside form the avatar?
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