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Thread: Man whats going on?just got my arse kicked

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    I love this guy

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    i dont see why people keep bringing up this thread its soo OLD look at the dates guys welcome the new year of 2003..

    this is why i always carry a LouisvilleSlugger ball bat, in my car that is ,and right next to the front door..

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    i had heard about this guy but this is the first time i have seen the actual thread


    feel free to bump any other dumbass threads you see its gotta make you laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by stocky121
    i just noticed that this dude was from the uk dam it make's us all look stupid

    hey thats my job

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtyvegas
    i dont see why people keep bringing up this thread its soo OLD look at the dates guys welcome the new year of 2003..

    this is why i always carry a LouisvilleSlugger ball bat, in my car that is ,and right next to the front door..
    What good is a LouisvilleSlugger ball bat when it is in your car while it's being broken into. I on the other hand carry a samurai sword on my back, where ever i go, going to the bank is not the easiest thing on my chore list but it's worth it......okay maybe not *drops the sword* *gets a LouisvilleSlugger ball bat for the car*.

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    i said i also keep 1 next to my front door in my house..

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    amazing thread that will NEVER die!!! Almost as cool as ME!!!

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    Boaring Old Shiznit...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    amazing thread that will NEVER die!!! Almost as cool as ME!!!

    Love the new Avatar bro!

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    lmao.....this was funny when it First came out

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    This is my favorite thread.

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    What is going on? I thought steroids make you able to fight??
    You are shooting your sust in a phone-box, right?

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    Haha...that's funny. Training, knowledge and skill are what makes a good fighter. Thinking that AAS makes you invincible is a good way to get f*cked up, or worse. Use your brain, not your muscles next time

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    please tell me this guy is joking ???? If this was true everyone that has touched roids would be a PRO SOMETHING!!!! Lol Steroids are performance enhancing drugs lol!

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    i honestly think he is kidding... he can't be this stupid... or is he?

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    Bumpity....

    OG

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    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin
    Bumpity....

    OG
    Hey, hey - whaz up OG?

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    Hey Warrior!! good to see your still around AR! How's life treatinya bro?

    OG

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    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin
    Hey Warrior!! good to see your still around AR! How's life treatinya bro?

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    Can't complain too much... been a busy summer!

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    Thumbs down

    Quote Originally Posted by chicamahomico
    hahaha you're kidding right. if i had a dollar for every juice monkey i've knocked out or choked out i'd have my retirement taken care of. what gets me most about this post is 'you saw some guys' as in more than one guy and you thought you'd take em on. big mistake even if you're a good fighter in a one on one scenario, multiple attackers is a whole new can of worms. i've only been face with multiple attackers a few times and my startegy is totally different than single attacker. bottom line is fighting ( on the street )is dumb and not worth the legal risk or injury risks. confucious say: "get good car insurance, no need to worry"
    I find your avatar of Ernesto "Che" Guevara highly offensive. Whatever prompted you to use a murderer and a cominist as your symbol is beyond comprehension. What's next? An avatar featuring Hitler? How about Osama Bin Laden? Or Charles Manson? Unfuking believable!!!!!!!!!!

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    Want some advice on how to make sure this shit doesnt happen again, next time grab the ****ing shotgun and throw some medium size shot in it. Works wonders, that way even if one of them does have a handgun or knife they wont be stupid enough to try and use it and even if they do they dont stand much of a chance. Remember man a 12 gauge from 25 yards or closer is one of the most lethal weapons on earth ! Bet you if you had of walked outside and shucked a shell as soon as you came out the door the bitches would have ran like there was no tomorrow.

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    hehe... this deserves the bump every now n then..... =) LOL

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    bro no wonder u didnt kick there ass - you were only on sust

    however, if you added some Test E to that sust, then for sure you would have knocked them out!

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    I had heard this story years ago, now I get to see the thread first hand-I fcking love it-good bump. Besides as everyone knows, sust doesn't make you kick ass, only suppository form dbol can do that for ya.

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    I love the part when he flexes!

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    wow! comedy at its best.

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    i love this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMike J
    Im sorry but im gonna have to flame you.

    Sust999 it seems you are one of the dumbest mother****ers on this board. If i am wrong please correct me. I feel is if i have been contaminated with ingornance for reading this post. I know i should not flame, but you have made it all to easy for me to do so. The other bros on the board are trying hard not to flame you. I myself am just gonna let the dice roll when i say, "dumbass."

    Sust it is dipshits like you who give the rest of us a bad name. Maybe im being a little harsh, but this is how i feel right now. Im actually a little pissed off.

    Mods i am sorry for this post, i know i am not above the rules but i feel that somebody has to say something that might make this "kid" think. If you fee like you should delete this then do so, let the "kid" see it first please. Thankyou.
    Great Line: I feel is if i have been contaminated with ingornance for reading this post.

    LMFAO. This is very funny sh*t! I know this thread is three years old, but this sh*t is F*cking Funny!!!!

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    this thread needs to be made into a sticky

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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    One of the best threads ever!!!!
    Bumpilliyah
    Last edited by Keyser Sozey; 11-17-2005 at 08:47 PM.

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    what a classic

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    revenge

    Yup this threat is 3 years old, I wonder if that guy is even alive anymore (or died form embarassment), and for all ye out there that dont have a bat, or a gun, or any other sharp objects .... just take that big needle and pack it full of sust. and jam it in his balls so even though he completely kicks your ass. he cant have kids and suffers from gyno bitch tits for the rest of his life and everytime he jerks off sperm pops out of his nipples ahahahha.





    Revenge is the sweetest joy next to gettin pu$$y

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warrior
    I just had to beat this one up right quick! You want it as an avatar BigMikeJ? LMFAO!!!
    that is the funniest shit ive seen in awhile LOOOOOOOL sustaman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Sustanon makes me do karate without even taking classes. It is awesome.


    Quote Originally Posted by Steroids101
    I touched a bottle of it one time and have been able to do flying dragon kicks and backflips ever since




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    This is one of those threads that I will always remember and get a good laugh at..

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    hahahaahhahahaah.................................. douche

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    we need a hall of fame

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    i remember readin this way back when it was posted.. silly retard thought sus would make him tough.. joke was on him.. but def a good laugh

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    good grief... let it die a natural death! it is ****ing hilarious though hahahahaha

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