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    You need to go

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    Quote Originally Posted by LX-1
    best technique for a newbie to eating pussy, write the alphabet with your tongue on her....

    imo, the best way to learn how to please a woman is to practice, practice practice... then practice some more

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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    You need to go

    do you mean me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NewKid
    I prefer bigger dogs personally because of their massive doggy penises. I prefer to enjoy a nice candle light dinner of his favorite dog food, and then indulge in crazy sex
    New Kid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    New Kid?
    Yes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tren Bull
    do you mean me?

    course not....i like ya just fine.

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    what a waste of time to read.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NewKid
    Yes?
    you're no fun

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    atleast you admit you have a 2 incher

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    you're no fun
    OKAY ILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU AND SOME DOGS...happy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    wouldnt you notice if ur dick was hanging out? This is the most made up story ever created.
    Ya this is just retarded, especially with spandex, if it came out which I find hard to believe anyways you would feel the waist-band against ur balls or whatever. BD told me Im a Canadian and I need to start being more badass so I am just gonna say this:

    THIS IS THE STUPIDEST GODDAMN THREAD I HAVE EVER SEEN, ITS NOT FUNNY AT ALL AND IT CANT BE A TRUE STORY, LIKE CHEST SAID HOW THE FVCK DO YOU NOT NOTIVE UR FVCKIN COCK HANGIN OUT OF YOUR SHORTS YOU FVCKIN SON OF A BITCH GODDAMN IT I FVCKIN HATE MY LIFE JUST FOR READING THIS THREAD **** THIS MOTHA****IN BULLSHIT GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH MOTHER ****ER ASSHOLE THIS IS SO STUPID I ****IN HATE THIS SHIT GODDAMN IT ****IN BULLSHIT COCK SUCKIN ****ING ASS DOG ****IN BASKET FACE, WORM EATING, LIVER LIPS, NO GOOD MONKEY SPUNK.

    MAN THIS GUY REALLY KNICKS MY CORNDOGS.

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    o rly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by C_Bino
    Ya this is just retarded, especially with spandex, if it came out which I find hard to believe anyways you would feel the waist-band against ur balls or whatever. BD told me Im a Canadian and I need to start being more badass so I am just gonna say this:

    THIS IS THE STUPIDEST GODDAMN THREAD I HAVE EVER SEEN, ITS NOT FUNNY AT ALL AND IT CANT BE A TRUE STORY, LIKE CHEST SAID HOW THE FVCK DO YOU NOT NOTIVE UR FVCKIN COCK HANGIN OUT OF YOUR SHORTS YOU FVCKIN SON OF A BITCH GODDAMN IT I FVCKIN HATE MY LIFE JUST FOR READING THIS THREAD **** THIS MOTHA****IN BULLSHIT GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH MOTHER ****ER ASSHOLE THIS IS SO STUPID I ****IN HATE THIS SHIT GODDAMN IT ****IN BULLSHIT COCK SUCKIN ****ING ASS DOG ****IN BASKET FACE, WORM EATING, LIVER LIPS, NO GOOD MONKEY SPUNK.

    MAN THIS GUY REALLY KNICKS MY CORNDOGS.

    bwhahaahah....but anyway back to eatin vag....uhmmmm...vag...

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    I think this guy needs a life!

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    Most of his posts are ****ing retarded(like mine arent, but not sick retarded) but this one actually had me laughing

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    Oh my people...follow me to heaven!!!

    I love all of this attention!!!
    I think I am going to dance until I collapse in joy!
    I feel like a king walking down the aisle of princess prostitutes with my schlong hanging out in all of it's shining glory as they all gasp in astonishment at the loch ness monster and it's sack of slave minors....even though the sack of minors is atrophied and deformed like a 10 year old boy confessing behind closed curtains of the evil Priest.
    I did not try that little "experiment" i had in mind (walking around at the teen hangout with my schlong hanging out and evaluating psychological responses of my subjects), unfortunately because I had not had the chance to go outside at this moment (I was too busy baking cake in the nude for Mizfit). Hear this...I have got a picture of her completly raw butt, unmolested by the fabrics of comical cloth! Now, since some of you guys are being very mean to me, and making me cry I will not show you my new toy! Ha ha ha!
    so ya'll can continue fantasizing about beautifulk mizfit and what she may have looked like behind those panties, and I can go back to designing my cake for her as I sing in French tunes of delusional tones of delerium reinforced by the preceding notions of Beethoven's symphony no.6, 7, and 8
    but seriously...
    Live Fast
    Die Hard
    and stay big!

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    just when i thought we were goin to stop talkin about there ass's...u cwazy dude u cwazy..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Will of Iron
    I love all of this attention!!!
    I think I am going to dance until I collapse in joy!
    I feel like a king walking down the aisle of princess prostitutes with my schlong hanging out in all of it's shining glory as they all gasp in astonishment at the loch ness monster and it's sack of slave minors....even though the sack of minors is atrophied and deformed like a 10 year old boy confessing behind closed curtains of the evil Priest.
    I did not try that little "experiment" i had in mind (walking around at the teen hangout with my schlong hanging out and evaluating psychological responses of my subjects), unfortunately because I had not had the chance to go outside at this moment (I was too busy baking cake in the nude for Mizfit). Hear this...I have got a picture of her completly raw butt, unmolested by the fabrics of comical cloth! Now, since some of you guys are being very mean to me, and making me cry I will not show you my new toy! Ha ha ha!
    so ya'll can continue fantasizing about beautifulk mizfit and what she may have looked like behind those panties, and I can go back to designing my cake for her as I sing in French tunes of delusional tones of delerium reinforced by the preceding notions of Beethoven's symphony no.6, 7, and 8
    but seriously...
    Live Fast
    Die Hard
    and stay big!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Will of Iron
    I love all of this attention!!!
    I think I am going to dance until I collapse in joy!
    I feel like a king walking down the aisle of princess prostitutes with my schlong hanging out in all of it's shining glory as they all gasp in astonishment at the loch ness monster and it's sack of slave minors....even though the sack of minors is atrophied and deformed like a 10 year old boy confessing behind closed curtains of the evil Priest.
    I did not try that little "experiment" i had in mind (walking around at the teen hangout with my schlong hanging out and evaluating psychological responses of my subjects), unfortunately because I had not had the chance to go outside at this moment (I was too busy baking cake in the nude for Mizfit). Hear this...I have got a picture of her completly raw butt, unmolested by the fabrics of comical cloth! Now, since some of you guys are being very mean to me, and making me cry I will not show you my new toy! Ha ha ha!
    so ya'll can continue fantasizing about beautifulk mizfit and what she may have looked like behind those panties, and I can go back to designing my cake for her as I sing in French tunes of delusional tones of delerium reinforced by the preceding notions of Beethoven's symphony no.6, 7, and 8
    but seriously...
    Live Fast
    Die Hard
    and stay big!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LX-1



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    And I dance till I cry in jooooyy!
    Up and down up and down,
    down to the right
    and down I goooo
    under the world, under the floor,
    down my den I gooooooo
    Down to the right, down to the left,
    swirl in the tornado of confusiooooooooonnnnnnn!!!!
    Down I gooooo!!!
    Frowning as I twist in my own tornado of delusion!!!!
    And whyyyyyyyyy!!!
    WHYYYYY do I have to DIEEEEE NOWWWWW????!!
    WHY WHY WHYYYY!

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    gayer threads

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    Quote Originally Posted by C_Bino
    Ya this is just retarded, especially with spandex, if it came out which I find hard to believe anyways you would feel the waist-band against ur balls or whatever. BD told me Im a Canadian and I need to start being more badass so I am just gonna say this:

    THIS IS THE STUPIDEST GODDAMN THREAD I HAVE EVER SEEN, ITS NOT FUNNY AT ALL AND IT CANT BE A TRUE STORY, LIKE CHEST SAID HOW THE FVCK DO YOU NOT NOTIVE UR FVCKIN COCK HANGIN OUT OF YOUR SHORTS YOU FVCKIN SON OF A BITCH GODDAMN IT I FVCKIN HATE MY LIFE JUST FOR READING THIS THREAD **** THIS MOTHA****IN BULLSHIT GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH MOTHER ****ER ASSHOLE THIS IS SO STUPID I ****IN HATE THIS SHIT GODDAMN IT ****IN BULLSHIT COCK SUCKIN ****ING ASS DOG ****IN BASKET FACE, WORM EATING, LIVER LIPS, NO GOOD MONKEY SPUNK.

    MAN THIS GUY REALLY KNICKS MY CORNDOGS.
    this is some funny shit right here
    spoken like a true gentleman

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    Quote Originally Posted by NewKid
    OKAY ILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU AND SOME DOGS...happy?
    Yes..now I am. Thank you.

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    bro say no to spandex for the love of god!!!!

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    my d!ck and balls always fall out of my boxers, but i got my own personal workout room by myself at my house, shit i should work out naked it's been gettin so hot down here in Florida but i'm not that gay...

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    will of iron: what is your purpose?

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    Hey can you block certain members from Pming you?

    .. HInt hint FUK off Willy of nilly iron

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    BINO: hahaha That's my boy, see doesn't it feel good to get it off your chest.

    THIS GUY IS A COMPLETE MORON, IP CHECK/FELDMARSHALLPOTTER???

    lol Mizfit, he likes you. You should be flattered!
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    Quote Originally Posted by IBdmfkr

    lol Mizfit, he likes you. You should be flattered!
    He is so not my type

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    Hey can you block certain members from Pming you?

    .. HInt hint FUK off Willy of nilly iron
    Um Mizfit I like you and all but...isnt that something you should have thought of before you showed pics of yourself half naked? Just a thought...maybe Im wrong...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NewKid
    Um Mizfit I like you and all but...isnt that something you should have thought of before you showed pics of yourself half naked? Just a thought...maybe Im wrong...
    .... yep

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    WTF is up with all the beastiality $hit?

    seriously, WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where the hell did those quotes come from. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
    Please God, tell me he didn't post that on this site.

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    Will,

    did you get your endorsement deal with the company that makes those Lance Armstrong shorts yet?

    I can just see the commercial now....

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    Hey Will of Iron do you rollerblade?
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    I am at a loss for words.........

    I haven't even read the post, just saw WOI started a thread, it had tons of responses, so I opened it. Read the first sentence and shook my head.

    ~SC~

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    ^^^

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    Fine...I will bite




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    This A hole will be at 100 posts long before me.I Hate you.Jerkoff

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    [QUOTE=I Hate you.Jerkoff[/QUOTE]

    i second that

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