People at the gym....... and how retarded they must be.

[novicenovicen]

Just want to tell you a story about my latest gym experience. I was at the gym and I decided to go swimming. After a fun time and aching muscles I got out and preceeded to the locker room. In the locker room they have a spin thing for drying your bathing suit, my towel was still in the locker so I just stripped and put my suit in the spinner. I push the suit in the basket and spin it, its still a little wet so I flip it and place it back in the spinning bin. Meanwhile some guy brushes very close to my naked ass, and continues to his locker which over looks my naked body. I begin to spin the suit and it kind of moved up and made a noise because it was hitting the top of the spinner. The guy looks at me and says jokingly "hey, youre gonna tear the transmission out", to which I reply "No the suit is just placed wrong". He then says Yeah I know I'm just picking on you, to which I reply, "it's probably not a good Idea to pick at a naked man". To which he replied "yeah, you're probably right", and walked out in a hurry.

Just thought I'd share a small rant about a man staring at my naked body, and the violence that almost ensued.

[biglouie250]

sounds like he was trying to be funny. you came off like a jerk by adding the "who can kick your ass"

[GunTotingHipGangster]

sounds like he was trying to be funny. you came off like a jerk by adding the "who can kick your ass"

i agree

sounds to me like youre being too sensitive...lighten up a little

No need to make unneeded enemies

[novicenovicen]

Yeah youre righ! I'm a jerk then again, I was naked and he brushed me. Don't like to be felt up.

[novicenovicen]

there nicer story now.

[cfiler]

Sorry to hear that you had a dude brush up against your wet, naked body. The story is pretty funny though imo.

[biglouie250]

lol, hey i can see the annoyance when your naked. but also dont wanna pick a fight either when your in such a vulnerable position. first thing i look for if someone is acting like a jerk is weak points if it came down to fisticuffs. IE: Earings, open wounds(lol) and of course if they are naked thats an advantage too.

[restless1]

i dont even want to talk to another man when im naked.........let alone be brushed up against........i must be to sesitive also

[novicenovicen]

hey If you fight naked the other guy is more likely to freak out, and you can get more hits in.

[GQ-Bouncer]

lol, its annoying when people are invasive to privacy, even when it's in the 'locker room' situation

i dont care what anyone else says, i agree with you 100% novice!

[Temptation]

You're too sensitive... it was funny. Admit it, if it happened to someone else and you were watching -- you'd laugh.

[D7M]

nah, you're not too sensitive. I'd be offended if someone in the locker room brushed up against me while naked

[TADOLFI]

So what do I do when I have a 60 year old coming out of the shower...nuggets dangling and he brushes me with my clothes on!
Oh...the image stuck in my head!!

I know this is counseling in the making!


J/K Bro

[BlueAndromeda73]

hey If you fight naked the other guy is more likely to freak out, and you can get more hits in.

lol ya either that or he just tries to destroy your netherlands so he doesnt have to see them

[SwoleCat]

Always wear a condom.

~SC~

[cfiler]

Next time, punch him in the face, and then tea-bag him. That will teach him not to mess with naked guys.

[chest6]

doesnt seem that bad to me..

[firmechicano831]

yeah, you would of had it tuff if he wanted to fight.

[Streaker]

As a rule in life I never talk to naked men or talk to men when I am naked.

[novicenovicen]

Thanks SC for the advice!
Thanx GQ for the support. it's bad to be brushed up against when you are both naked, even worse when he thought he'd flirt with me.

[ect0m0rph]

Nothing worse than the gym brush by, everybody trying to overt eyes except the 400 lb man with some crazy self-confidence.