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  1. 05-21-2006, 09:38 PM #1
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    I need some ass

    **** fellas I have been in rehab for 2 months and got another 1 to go, and I need to get LAID!!! I tried to take this cute blonde into the woods at the gym on a off day and got caught!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by STREETOFFICIAL
    **** fellas I have been in rehab for 2 months and got another 1 to go, and I need to get LAID!!! I tried to take this cute blonde into the woods at the gym on a off day and got caught!!!


    Got caught while having sex or were going to?
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    uh....ok
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    Umm... in the woods?

    I HOPE she went with you willingly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Umm... in the woods?

    I HOPE she went with you willingly.
    rofl. Sounds like "Buffalo Bill" is on the prowl.
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  6. 05-21-2006, 09:42 PM #6
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    yeah she went willing, and I got caught before I got it on, my right arm is getting alot more vascular than my left?
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    Call her again and see if she'll meet up. Sounds like she likes you if she went in the woods with you or wanted you just for lust.
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    Quote Originally Posted by STREETOFFICIAL
    yeah she went willing, and I got caught before I got it on, my right arm is getting alot more vascular than my left?
    Are you in rehab for being a sex addict?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    rofl. Sounds like "Buffalo Bill" is on the prowl.

    he he ... i like to joke around

    joe dirt .... lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    rofl. Sounds like "Buffalo Bill" is on the prowl.

    Funny business Either make that right arm more vascular or try again
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    ...and who has sex in the woods? Any woman who would do that is a straight up hoe. At least have enough self respect to have sex with a roof over your head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    ...and who has sex in the woods? Any woman who would do that is a straight up hoe. At least have enough self respect to have sex with a roof over your head.
    I had it at the park about 2 weeks ago, lol near some woods. It's doable, but I kept getting paranoid. Luckily there wasn't that many people in the park that day. I guess it's all about the risk involved for some.
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  13. 05-21-2006, 09:48 PM #13
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    She's in the rehab too, she is SMOKING HOT and I dont use those words loosely, She could be the biggest ho ever I could care less. I'm not gonna marry her
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    Quote Originally Posted by STREETOFFICIAL
    She's in the rehab too, she is SMOKING HOT and I dont use those words loosely, She could be the biggest ho ever I could care less. I'm not gonna marry her
    You should have taken some pics of her on ur camera phone.
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    Yah REHAB girls must be horny..

    a dood i know was in the mental institution for like a week.. he nailed some wacko chick in there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    You should have taken some pics of her on ur camera phone.
    I got a pic
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    Quote Originally Posted by STREETOFFICIAL
    She's in the rehab too, she is SMOKING HOT and I dont use those words loosely, She could be the biggest ho ever I could care less. I'm not gonna marry her
    hell yeah, slam that shit....and shit i need to get laid too...i have so many groups of girls but no time to chill...
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    Quote Originally Posted by STREETOFFICIAL
    I got a pic
    lol so did you have sex with her or not?
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    no sex, just got a pic of her
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    what were u in rehab for?
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    Quote Originally Posted by STREETOFFICIAL
    She's in the rehab too, she is SMOKING HOT and I dont use those words loosely, She could be the biggest ho ever I could care less. I'm not gonna marry her

    get rid of the pic dude LOL Try again. If you're successful If not, what's the worst that can happen? Probly not much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeteyK
    what were u in rehab for?

    drugs, alcohol
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    well just try to stay clean street, I've seen many people get into alot of trouble and do big time or end up dead on overdose. Wish you the best bro.
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    Quote Originally Posted by STREETOFFICIAL
    She's in the rehab too, she is SMOKING HOT and I dont use those words loosely, She could be the biggest ho ever I could care less. I'm not gonna marry her
    haha tru dat!!!
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    Shit, i think im gonna hit up a rehab centre, i bet those chicks are horny as ****.
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    eh not to sound like a prud...but relationships , especially meaningless sexual relationships (hookups) are counter productive to the recovery process. And as silly as it sounds it can lead you into another addictive behavior (sex addict) or even worse...lead you back to the same life by being around a girl who shares your weakness.
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    I would focus on staying clean and getting your life back on track and perhaps repairing relantionships that where hurt well you using(if it happened) not hooking up with a girl in the woods who could be counter productive to what you went into rehab for (as previously stated)
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    Quote Originally Posted by zimmy
    eh not to sound like a prud...but relationships , especially meaningless sexual relationships (hookups) are counter productive to the recovery process. And as silly as it sounds it can lead you into another addictive behavior (sex addict).
    That's exactly what I was getting at.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zimmy
    eh not to sound like a prud...but relationships , especially meaningless sexual relationships (hookups) are counter productive to the recovery process. And as silly as it sounds it can lead you into another addictive behavior (sex addict) or even worse...lead you back to the same life by being around a girl who shares your weakness.

    being a recovering alcoholic(over 2 years now), I completely agree... If you were serious about cleaning up, sex would be the last thing on your mind. When you hit rock bottom and need the services rehab offers, you should concentrate on your life, your goals, and bettering your condition.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Are you in rehab for being a sex addict?

    OMG, Im crying. Your last post and now this one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Predator
    being a recovering alcoholic(over 2 years now), I completely agree... If you were serious about cleaning up, sex would be the last thing on your mind. When you hit rock bottom and need the services rehab offers, you should concentrate on your life, your goals, and bettering your condition.

    Well since you guys brought it up, I am into my third month of recovery, I work my steps , have a sponser and do above and behond everything I need to do to stay clean.(meditation, church, 2 meetings min a day, have a comitment) I dont get attached with just sex, and if I did I wouldnt consider it. I take my recovery very serious.

    EP would you consider using steroids a relapse???
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